A hare last night on the way home,lucky for me I have a Urathane front bumper:rolleyes:

To date i have wounded/killed

 

Numerous rabbits

 

1 Pigeon

 

2 cats

 

1 deer (yes thats right a deer!!)

 

by the way i was gutted when i hit each of the cats stopped for both of them.

 

None of these (except rabbits) were done in a Z.

That reminds me - there is a points system for roadkill.

Can anyone remember how it goes.

Something like:

Rabbit 5 points

Hedgehog 10 points

Cats 25 points

 

Iv`e been trying for a cat for ages - I`m useless - just cant

get them.They can certainly move fast when they want to!!

Still with 9 lives it`s never going to be easy is it?

 

Mark

Originally posted by MarkTT

That reminds me - there is a points system for roadkill.

Can anyone remember how it goes.

Something like:

Rabbit 5 points

Hedgehog 10 points

Cats 25 points

 

Iv`e been trying for a cat for ages - I`m useless - just cant

get them.They can certainly move fast when they want to!!

Still with 9 lives it`s never going to be easy is it?

 

Mark

 

 

LOL so I take it you don't like them either?

Originally posted by b19rks

To date i have wounded/killed

 

Numerous rabbits

 

1 Pigeon

 

2 cats

 

1 deer (yes thats right a deer!!)

 

by the way i was gutted when i hit each of the cats stopped for both of them.

 

None of these (except rabbits) were done in a Z.

 

2 Cats !! You jammy devil.

Were they both at the same time?

I can`t manage one:(

Tell us your secret.

 

Mark

Well Mac , I suppose its fair to say I dont love them.

I mean they are no use whatsoever are they?

So the least they could do is pvovide a little sporting

challenge for us.

Hey , the suns just come out , I think I`ll nip out and

see if I can bag one.

I think if you got it right under the wheel you could

squash it flat with minimal mess to the car.

 

Mark

They come to a poetic end ;)

 

http://www.fractalcow.com/catsastrophies/index2.html

Very Sick !!! :(

ewww :(

I've got 2 pedigree cats, and I'd be fooking gutted if some fecker hit them with their car.

 

Ok in probably most cases it's unavoidable eg the cat legs it in front but a "sport" they are not :mad:

 

V eye opening.

 

:mad:

 

Pete

This is sick :( Can someone moderate this?

Does nobody have a sense of humour?

 

No one gave a toss when there were the pics of that Ferrari accident with dismembered bodies scattered all over the road!

 

Poor puss has an accident and people get upset.

Its easy, go to your local pet shop, buy a sh1t load of catnip! Rub liberaly over the front bumper and hey presto! Pussy Magnet!

 

Should be good for at least 10 kills in my road.

 

How many points for a badger?

 

What is catnip! Has the same effect on my cats as MDMA has on me! Can I take it, if so how, swallow, smoke or snort? :D

Originally posted by BigRoy

 

What is catnip! Has the same effect on my cats as MDMA has on me! Can I take it, if so how, swallow, smoke or snort? :D

 

try all 3!! :D iv got some in my garden, the cats in rehab at the mo :D :D

Originally posted by BigRoy

Its easy, go to your local pet shop, buy a sh1t load of catnip! Rub liberaly over the front bumper and hey presto! Pussy Magnet!

 

Should be good for at least 10 kills in my road.

 

How many points for a badger?

 

What is catnip! Has the same effect on my cats as MDMA has on me! Can I take it, if so how, swallow, smoke or snort? :D

 

LOL - Nice one Roy:D

 

Mark

Originally posted by ChrisC

Does nobody have a sense of humour?

 

No one gave a toss when there were the pics of that Ferrari accident with dismembered bodies scattered all over the road!

 

Poor puss has an accident and people get upset.

 

Sorry mate, obviously missed the funny bit :rolleyes: ;) There's "funny" then there's "attention seeking"... obviously it works.

 

I'm usually the last person to be offended but why dont we make a joke out of paedophilia or some other regularly frowned-on crime like cruelty to animals eh?