Got stopped in a hire car last May on the A55 by an unmarked pig mobile. Vectra!
He pulled me at Abergele, told me I'd been doing more than a tonne in places but would give me the benefit of the doubt and put me down at 95mph. OK, bonus!
Negat court appearance for that, fixed penalty.
Only problem was that I'd sent my license off to DVLA when I moved into this house eons ago and they responded with "You now have to replace your license with a photocard jobby!" at the cost of 20 squids.
So I never got round to it. Sue me!!! LOL :D
So I had to produce my documents at the local bacon brigade inhabitance within seven days and pay the fixed penalty of 60 squids and have me license endorsed with 3 penalty points.
So I go down to the local cop shop and can only produce the cover note for the hire car which was in the Mrs Turbos name but has me on as a named driver, also a letter from DVLA about my renewal and the photocard thing for change of address. This had my driver number on it. So negat MOT certificate, negat insurance certificate or driving license.
Bitch behind the counter tells me that I should have been arrested at the roadside for that speed. I said "Are you havin' a laugh love? I've been done for speeding in the past and I can't ever recall being arrested on the spot for it!", so she takes offence at my attitude and puts me down as not producing license, insurance or MOT.
OK, upshot is that I asked the guy who I'd been hiring the car off for the past 9 months or so for the documents. He tells me that it's against the law to provide the hirer with said documents as I the hirer could then be in a position to do a runner with the hire car and have all the documents in my posession. Fair enough.
So I told queen bitch at the trotter shop to phone the hirer for the information she required.
I send off my 60 squids to the fine peeps with my counterfoil from the copper and about two months later I get my cashback with the counterfoil.
I ring them up and they say that because I have not submitted my license I will be receiving a summons through in the post.
I get the summons, they wanna do me for driving without insurance, failing to produce my license at the roadside, failing to produce MOT etc.
So I was due in court 18 Dec 2002. I rang in and told them I was sick, couldn't attend and could I have an adjournment.
Get a new date for 2 Jan 2003, are you havin' a laugh??? Rang up and said I couldn't make it and could they give another date?
Get my next date through for 9th Jan I think.
I rang them again and told them that I have been out of work for a while, I can't afford to attend and can I send in a statement?
OK!
So I sent the magistrates court a statement explaining all of the above, result? I have to pay the 60 squids and my license has been endorsed at source at DVLA with the points!
My point? What a waste of tax payers money. I provided the court with the insurance cover note and explained why I, under UK law, could not provide the documents requested and that I'd informed the dip shit civvy on the desk about this.
When I had my Merc and got stopped in Stevenage I didn't have my license, girl at the cop shop in Stevenage told me that if I gave her my driver number she could just ring DVLA and confirm that I held a full license and that was the end of it.
Red tape or what??? Law and the courts in this country are sh1te!
Could be a bit long but worth reading...
Got stopped in a hire car last May on the A55 by an unmarked pig mobile. Vectra!
He pulled me at Abergele, told me I'd been doing more than a tonne in places but would give me the benefit of the doubt and put me down at 95mph. OK, bonus!
Negat court appearance for that, fixed penalty.
Only problem was that I'd sent my license off to DVLA when I moved into this house eons ago and they responded with "You now have to replace your license with a photocard jobby!" at the cost of 20 squids.
So I never got round to it. Sue me!!! LOL :D
So I had to produce my documents at the local bacon brigade inhabitance within seven days and pay the fixed penalty of 60 squids and have me license endorsed with 3 penalty points.
So I go down to the local cop shop and can only produce the cover note for the hire car which was in the Mrs Turbos name but has me on as a named driver, also a letter from DVLA about my renewal and the photocard thing for change of address. This had my driver number on it. So negat MOT certificate, negat insurance certificate or driving license.
Bitch behind the counter tells me that I should have been arrested at the roadside for that speed. I said "Are you havin' a laugh love? I've been done for speeding in the past and I can't ever recall being arrested on the spot for it!", so she takes offence at my attitude and puts me down as not producing license, insurance or MOT.
OK, upshot is that I asked the guy who I'd been hiring the car off for the past 9 months or so for the documents. He tells me that it's against the law to provide the hirer with said documents as I the hirer could then be in a position to do a runner with the hire car and have all the documents in my posession. Fair enough.
So I told queen bitch at the trotter shop to phone the hirer for the information she required.
I send off my 60 squids to the fine peeps with my counterfoil from the copper and about two months later I get my cashback with the counterfoil.
I ring them up and they say that because I have not submitted my license I will be receiving a summons through in the post.
I get the summons, they wanna do me for driving without insurance, failing to produce my license at the roadside, failing to produce MOT etc.
So I was due in court 18 Dec 2002. I rang in and told them I was sick, couldn't attend and could I have an adjournment.
Get a new date for 2 Jan 2003, are you havin' a laugh??? Rang up and said I couldn't make it and could they give another date?
Get my next date through for 9th Jan I think.
I rang them again and told them that I have been out of work for a while, I can't afford to attend and can I send in a statement?
OK!
So I sent the magistrates court a statement explaining all of the above, result? I have to pay the 60 squids and my license has been endorsed at source at DVLA with the points!
My point? What a waste of tax payers money. I provided the court with the insurance cover note and explained why I, under UK law, could not provide the documents requested and that I'd informed the dip shit civvy on the desk about this.
When I had my Merc and got stopped in Stevenage I didn't have my license, girl at the cop shop in Stevenage told me that if I gave her my driver number she could just ring DVLA and confirm that I held a full license and that was the end of it.
Red tape or what??? Law and the courts in this country are sh1te!