On hearing the sound of the air raid siren...

 

OK boys and girls, I thought I would demonstrate what you will need to survive in case of a Bio/Chemical/Nuclear attack.

 

I have assembled the essential items that I believe will get you through and they consist of the following:-

 

 

You may not be aware but the S-10 Respirator has a drinking nozzle which can come in useful during a Nuclear winter for drinking cider. Why cider I hear you ask? Well any water will be contaminated so it's better to drink something from a sealed container. :D

 

Porn! Most important to keep your morale up. You never know when you will get the chance to crack one off so be prepared. ;)

 

Bog roll. Fairly self explanatory really. Can be used for a number of purposes.

 

Rolling tobacco, papers and rolling machine. Essential.

 

Zippo lighter engraved with map of the offending area, namely the Gulf, from previous encounters back in '91 during Op Granby! LOL :D

 

Spare NBC canister. When the attached canister starts to crap out you will need to change it ASAP!

 

Survive to Fight manual. Most important and I'll demonstrate this further on.

 

So, we're ready for most scenarios.

 

Next is what you will look like when you are ready and prepared for surviving the consequences of WAR!!!

 

 

Here we have a classic example of our intrepid survivor ready for anything. Z warrior extreme! :D

 

So once you are protected from a chemical or bio attack how do you perform everyday functions like...say...having a cr@p???

 

Your Survive to Fight manual will be your best friend, read it from cover to cover as it could save you from being caught short for intance...

 

 

So remember...be prepared!!! :D

LMFAO!! :D :D :D

can i borrow that mask for when the missus has been for a shit in the bog?

I wish that mask was a permanent feature, what an improvement!!!!!!!!!!............................xxx:p

Sorry, but I noticed that in the list of essentials, Mrs Turbo wasnt one of them. Why is that?;)

 

Stuart

LOL! :D

 

are any more of that 300zx.co.uk clothing going to be made, i want some! :p

ROFLMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAO!

 

U Nutter U!

 

:)

Now that's a bloody good point, and I was temporarily upset until Mr T pointed out that I havent got a gas mask and therefore I wouldnt survive. That apparently makes me 'non-essential'!! :(

However, he hasnt considered the fact that I may knife him as the sirens go off and nick his little mask, although I must admit it looks better on him.........xxx

Can I also point out that no animals were hurt in any way making these pictures..............................

Originally posted by SRRAE

Sorry, but I noticed that in the list of essentials, Mrs Turbo wasnt one of them. Why is that?;)

 

Stuart

 

And why would he need her? You can see he has the magazine :D

Paul

Originally posted by paulg

And why would he need her? You can see he has the magazine :D

Paul

 

ROFL :D

 

Exactly, only ONE S-10 in this household!!! :D

You've had that mag for a while haven't you...been hiding under the bed for the last 20 years by the look of it....80's models on the cover!!

And yeah,where did you get that fleece...I want one!

Don't need the gas mask,already got one of them!!

Cheers,

F.T.

LOL :D

 

You mean that mag has been sold for the past 20 years, I've borrowed it ;) for about 5 years! :D

 

Fleece? TT Tim did a Z group buy on clothing a while ago. He says he's gonna repeat it but it never seems to happen! :(

Bwahahahahahahahahahah LMFFFFFAO:D FFS! mate you crack me up;)

Your wish is my command oh Turbot one...

 

here!

 

Tim:D

I think they pumped you full of to many drugs in the golf m8y ;)

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There is actually one just down the road from here. Apparantely it's the largest in the country, as it was intended to be the government bolt hole. So now we get the pleasure of driving past the amusing signs that say "Secret Nuclear Bunker - this way" !