So there I am dancing away at Ministry of Sound, top off trying to impress the cute Kiwi female with the luvly assets, when i get tapped on the shoulder. After turning round I get greeted by Dorain Yates (I know your all saying who? But hes six time world champ, and a bit of a god!) after repeating im not worthy numerous times, hes a bloody nice bloke, top time had by all, especially by me with the kiwis assets!:D

I think that is thing that only few people will get. :confused:

 

Hehehe,

 

but good story anyway.

That guys legs are as thick as me!!

 

 

I put on 6lbs past 2 weeks woo hoo, only another 30 to go until im happy

 

how long you been bodybuilding roy?

Why did he tap you on the shoulder?

Did he ask you to dance?

F.T.

Originally posted by fat tony

Why did he tap you on the shoulder?

Did he ask you to dance?

F.T.

 

ROFL:D Well Roy you will wear pink numbers:D

 

 

Anyway I met Gazza 3 weeks ago,he gave me £50 for looking after him:D

Originally posted by MAC 1

ROFL:D Well Roy you will wear pink numbers:D

 

Says the one who sold his rear end to Stuart. LOL ;)

Hey, It aint like that :o . :D .

 

You are just jealous mate ;) :p

Originally posted by MAC 1

ROFL:D Well Roy you will wear pink numbers:D

 

 

Anyway I met Gazza 3 weeks ago,he gave me £50 for looking after him:D

 

£50 for looking after him! F8ck me your an expensive rent boy, Iain, I thought it was cheap up north! Was that orally or anally!:p

Originally posted by BigRoy

£50 for looking after him! F8ck me your an expensive rent boy, Iain, I thought it was cheap up north! Was that orally or anally!:p

 

LMAO No mate you miss read,I was protecting him from gay bodybuilders wearing pink,Was none in though they were all daaaaan saaaaaaaaf at a rave:D:p:p:p

Im the sweaty one off me nut!

is that sweat or baby oil?

Well Roy,

He may be a god or whatever but you look far fitter and healthier than Dorian.

And no before anyone mentions it I dont fancy him!!

Cheers,

F.T.

:D ROFLMFAO :D

 

Massive,

 

I never thought I would see the day when you would be into pulling the same sex homes!!! :D :D

 

Mrs T thought you were Gods gift to women and all the time you're into Bangkok Lady Boys!!! FFS!!! :D

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

:D ROFLMFAO :D

 

Massive,

 

I never thought I would see the day when you would be into pulling the same sex homes!!! :D :D

 

Mrs T thought you were Gods gift to women and all the time you're into Bangkok Lady Boys!!! FFS!!! :D

 

LMFAO:D I know Tim,I am starting to worry about him he phones me all the time too:o :o :o

I've heard of Dorian Yates, but HE looks like an old man !! How old is he ?

21

I think he's about 42/43 by now.

 

Oh, and im far too good looking to be gay!

Originally posted by BigRoy

I think he's about 42/43 by now.

 

 

He looks about 60 - could that be due to steroid abuse ?

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

He looks about 60 - could that be due to steroid abuse ?

 

Steroids.... No,

 

Growth Hormone, thyroid medication and really nasty diet stuff like di-nitrophenol, yes. He basically had to retire from competing due to problems caused by all this! Still made himself a milliionare in ther process, worth the risk?

 

NO.

Yes, best keep away from dangerous substances.

 

Roy - you ever used Grippers to make your hands stronger ?

 

I've ordered some Captains of Crush Grippers from the states - I'm interested in getting into arm wrestling.

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

 

Roy - you ever used Grippers to make your hands stronger ?

 

 

I prefere to use peoples necks:D ask Johnny@GPS his eyes were poping out like a frog LMAO:D

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

- you ever used Grippers to make your hands stronger ?

 

 

 

No, but Gristle Grippers make yer nasty well hard......depending on her age/experience;) :D

Originally posted by x-biker

No, but Gristle Grippers make yer nasty well hard......depending on her age/experience;) :D

 

eh ?!:confused:

Sorry Nelson, too much slang? Yer 'nasty' is that bit of gristle that dangles between yer legs, and a 'gristle gripper' is that part of a lady that grips yer gristle (hopefully, unless you are a bit Fray Bentos - (no gristle), or if she's got a bit of a history - (too much gristle up there in the past). Lets face it, it's the best form of exercise going!:p

WTF! Grippers? EERRR! No, just try deadlifting 300 kilos, i find that makes your grip stronger.

 

I also find it makes you shorter!!!