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Oi Tooley you sad git!!! Were you at Tesco's in Chorley today??? I'll let you know how I know if it was you smile.gif

CheerZ,

 

Andy

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yes i was i took some docs for signing in ackhurst park but when i got there i was told i would have to wait till 4 to get them looked at and signed so i went to tescos to get a dvd to watch while i was waiting but i decided to fix my lasers as well while i was there............i was only thinking that a few of you were around that area as well...who clocked me there antway it couldnt have been you as i would have seen another z about which i didnt

You got clocked by my girlfriend Lynsay!!! She had a grey sports jacket on (Blonde hair). When she described the car and driver there was only one!!!!! She said she had been looking at another Z and the driver thought she fancied him smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif

 

CheerZ bud,

 

Andy

damm i was on a roll as well as a schooly had just walked past as well i wondered why i was gettin looked at......did she describe me as the good looking geezer in a silver z lol

More like Portas (3 Muskateers). In his Silver Queen Machine.

 

Yee Haaa!!!

 

 

Johnny Boy

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all this envy can't be good for you my ginger friend i suggest you start to practice for this weekend f1 2001 thrashing that im gonna give ya it may take ure mind off ure ugly mug and ginger locks being so envious of me

For Fuck Sake Tooley your having a laugh.

Even with the amount of alcohol inside my perfect physique I will cram your Fat Ass into a bin liner.

 

F1. Jesus Christ mate, a little out of your league now me thinkZ.

 

Stick to Super Mario.

 

CheerZ

 

Johnny

yet again then i shall have to embarass you in front of ure friends ridge racer style only this time please dont make me stay until you actually win a game i need to get some sleep.....mario kart........ha pefect physique when was the last time you had a look in a mirror age is creeping up on you old man you may have been the best a while ago but we both know who is the daddy now.hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you can only guage how good you are with the age of woman you get and we'll not go down that road with you as if it goes on too long the ladies you have may have passed on due to old age

It`s embarrising watching you;

 

1: On the tarmac trying to keep up with yours truly.

 

2: Watching you get oput of the Silver Queen Machine.

 

3:Picking you up after half a CIDER & BLACK (I mean for fuck sake) Act like a MAN.

 

4: Collapse into your chair when I wupp your ass on the PS2.

 

5: But most of all and I do mean Fucking Embarrising. Hearing the crap coming from your Walkman mobile stereo. I just wonder. Why waste a Z on that crap.

 

 

Hi Ho Silver and Away.

 

 

Johnny Boy.

 

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oooohhhhhhh scratchy scratchy i see i hit the right raw nerve there then........we both know u only call it the silver queen machine because it draws the ladies and as for queen dont you listen to that shite on your puny tuneplayer that a fart could drown out.i'll have to concede on outright speed ability of ure green jello mould for now but as for driving ability we both know who would win.....just because i dont wear a flat cap and tight jeans up my ass listening to shite tunes and drinking lager but prefer to drink something a little more potent doesnt make me any less of a man it just makes me look less like a lager lout come thirteen amper swigging cans all day lol. i sat back in the chair when finally beaten as i had backache from being told to sit there for three hours while waiting for you to win a game or is your age affecting ure already selective memory........bring it on ginger boy whereas other have shame i dont and am ready to take on the ginger whinger hahahahahahaha

Handbags at ten paces...... biggrin.gif

I must take exception to such a barage of abuse.

The word Concede seems to pop up more frequently with Pilsbury, The man in nylon slacks with his oversized porker of a behind hanging out.

O.K I may not have a television in my Z but I do have Top of the range NAKAMICHI which will only be getting better.

I don`t think I need to address the performance issue. Round 1 Knockout every time.

The only thing louder about your motor is the funny chap holding on to it.

Lager with whisky chasers buddie.

This would be a funny site to behold.

Get yourself into a pair of Jeans and baseball cap. (No fucking chance, hey dude)

Have a nice day you perv.

Hi Ho Silver and AwayZ

 

 

Johnny

 

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Hey Johnny, Tooley,

 

We should arrange a Zelebrity Death match tag contest, me and you Johnny against Matty the Elk stalker and Tooley...LOL!

 

Let's get ready to rummmbbbblllee!

 

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Tim

;-)

 

Tim.

 

I`m right there mate.

 

The guy`s don`t stand a chance in hell.

 

Elk stalker lol. I like it.

 

Fuck sake this place makes me laugh.

 

 

CheerZ

 

Johnny

 

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like my car will only get faster so may ure tunes but they'll never get as good as mine and as for the same pilsbury ref every time is that the best you have to offer as its boring and the problem you have here is that i can lose weight whereas you will always be ginger and ugly hahahahahahahahahaha....we also have the jeans issue i wear them a lot but i wear many pairs of diffrent things whereas those jeans of yours are now the only pair you have left after the famous combat finally wore out after 2 yrs of constant wearing and people with a full head of hair have no need to hide under a cap only peeps with balding ginger problems do so.....its a good job we're friends eh catch you later m8 if ure in town for a drink although it looks like its about to lash it down here but hey at least ure jeans will get a wash

like my car will only get faster so may ure tunes but they'll never get as good as mine and as for the same pilsbury ref every time is that the best you have to offer as its boring and the problem you have here is that i can lose weight whereas you will always be ginger and ugly hahahahahahahahahaha....we also have the jeans issue i wear them a lot but i wear many pairs of diffrent things whereas those jeans of yours are now the only pair you have left after the famous combat finally wore out after 2 yrs of constant wearing and people with a full head of hair have no need to hide under a cap only peeps with balding ginger problems do so.....its a good job we're friends eh catch you later m8 if ure in town for a drink although it looks like its about to lash it down here but hey at least ure jeans will get a wash....and as for Zelebrity death matches it would be no contest

We do keep refering back to the Folicle debate.

 

I must reveal my shiny locks to you Old Boy to end this specualtion once and for all.

 

Laugh. I do like to wear denim. As the ladies say I wear them well. If you are blessed with a package such as mine then its only fair to treat the girls now and again.

 

Tooley has many pairs of different things?

Do you mean kiddies knickers of the washing line.

The man from Burtons shop window released on the Z forum. Give me a break. lol

 

The only chance your car will get of going faster is driving it off a cliff.

 

Yeee Haaaa.

 

I must get some bloody work done.

 

See you later for a Cider and Black. I think Luke maybe calling in.

 

CheerZ you Old Hound.

 

 

Johnny

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