New here and need new friends as I ran the last lot over.

 

The was with a Mitsoooooobitchy and it didn't agree with me (or my lawyers) so thought I'd try a Datsun instead.

 

Important questions please to be responded to or you will not be my new friends.

 

1. What's the fuel consumption?

2. Are they capable of reaching the speed limit on the big roads? (The ones with the lorries)

3. How much are they?

4. Do they come in blue?

5. What's the fuel consumption?

6. Does anyone called Brian own one? (I don't want to be associated with anyone called Brian)

7. Tell me a joke. (If you're not funny I don't want you as my new friend)

8. What's the fuel consumption?

 

Thanks

 

Brian

Ace I take Western union. Can you send 500 deposit now to my brothers step cousins sister in Africa. She's a princess you know....

 

I bet she has Ruby's for eyes and as much marzipan as she can eat!

I bet she has Ruby's for eyes and as much marzipan as she can eat!

 

You must have met her to describe her with such detail.

Znut, you've been removed from my friend list. The other Brian called Stephen is better.

 

I dont like anyone and i have no friends so thats perfect:laugh:... make sure you datsun has chrome halfords wipers as i do believe this gives instant fame in maccy d,s carpark meets:thumbup1:

I dont like anyone and i have no friends so thats perfect:laugh:... make sure you datsun has chrome halfords wipers as i do believe this gives instant fame in maccy d,s carpark meets:thumbup1:

 

Thanks NEW BESTIE!!!!!

LOL - good to hear you're still alive and kicking matey!!

 

Richard:thumbup:

Hello mate are you still looking for a Datsun

I seem to have accidently purchased 2 more 300zx TTs (giving me a total of 3) and the wife will go mad when she sees the driveway.

I'm due to collect them on Wednesday evening.

One is all good with MOT and running the other more likely a parts car.

I'm more interested in the parts car to be honest so I will be looking to sell the good one.

To answer your questions.

1. hahahahahaha

2. I tend to close my eyes, hang on and rely on the screams of my passenger to let me know when to apply the brakes.

3.Cost of ownership sits somewhere between a substance abuse habit and a wife (but nowhere near the cost of a horse)

4.I would see the doctor about that.

5.NASA used less for the entire Gemini launch program

6.Not yet.

7.Why did the pervert cross the road?-Because he was stuck in the chicken!

8.If only you could still get Green Shield Stamps.

 

Cheers

 

Martin