What is the point of these little annoying basts..?? It's as muggy as hell in my house at the moment, so open the windows and all I get is them flying in to my head!!

 

:End Rant

If you eat one, you will suffer convulsions within 7 minutes and your heart rate will become unstable. Untreated you will be in cardiac arrest by 49 minutes and have to consider phoning in sick for work tomorrow. Dangerous game my friend.

 

Just make sure the mozzies don't bite you more than 5.3 times within an area smaller than 6 square inches of you skin. If this happens you will suffer localised accelerated decay of nerve endings and capillary arteries within 9 minutes and if not urinated on within 21 minutes, your affected area will prepare to unlock a floodgate of biologically corrosive chemical reaction poison into your bloodstream. Amputation is the best option in most cases, take a sharpened leatherman with you.

 

LOL - you're a bundle of laughs Joel.......:rofl::wink:

 

Richard:biggrin:

Large, green and in mid air................I'm thinking frog mid hop.

Si killed Kermit.

Must have been one of these aliens si......http://cdn.pickchur.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/aliens_bugs_04.jpg

Probably had AIDS whatever it was.

Probably just wanted a cuddle and some one to love them. And you go and callously slaughter it...lol

Put it out of its misery then huh!

 

Q: What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it smashes into the windscreen?

 

A: It's arse

It's arsehole was probably the bit that splattered over your windscreen..:laugh: