Nelson, please come back. I can honestly say, hand on heart, it's a lot more boring around here without you. So I've rustled up this quick poll to encourage you back.

 

People, please give Nelson some encouragement and express your desire to see him return. It can only brighten up your days...

Besides that, you 've got half a packet of his crisps. I think you should get him a fresh lot - those must be getting a tad soggy by now.

 

Or does he prefer his nuts roasted?

Originally posted by Gio

Besides that, you 've got half a packet of his crisps. I think you should get him a fresh lot - those must be getting a tad soggy by now.

 

Or does he prefer his nuts roasted?

Crisps? Don't know what you're on about mate. I left you with a full pack that night. If you've been snaffling Nelson's crisps then I think you should come clean. I just went to the bog and when I came out you'd all ****ed off!

Orright then, who made the rustle rustle crunch crunch noises behind me back and then looked guilty?

 

Surely not the "as innocent as the day is long" "top speler 1973" Mike bloody Duffy then, eh?

Originally posted by Gio

Orright then, who made the rustle rustle crunch crunch noises behind me back and then looked guilty?

 

Surely not the "as innocent as the day is long" "top speler 1973" Mike bloody Duffy then, eh?

I was looking for something in my pocket (rustle rustle) and my boxers hadn't been washed for a while (crunch crunch) and I was looking guilty 'coz I was pulling faces every time you turned around, like a childish churl.

Oh b*gger - the bar staff have cleared them away anyway. Still, best not mention it - with a spot of luck Nelson hasn't noticed (just brush those crumbs off your top lip).

Again I'd just like to pick you up on something. They're not crumbs, they're moustache dandruff. What's that you say? I don't have a moustache? You've always got to pull me up on things haven't you?!

Shame it's not Guinness froth - we could have got into the "looks like you've blown a seal" joke :)

Nelson, do you want these crisps or not? There's only half a bag left (for God knows what reason) and they're going stale. If you are leaving for good, could you at least do us one last thing and take the crisps. It would be rude not to.

if he has gone, how's he gonna see this to know to come back, unless he does come back, then he's gonna see this, but then he would have already come back, so he doesnt need to be told to come back. :confused:

There's a fine line between not posting and not reading.

Originally posted by Mike Duffy

There's a fine line between not posting and not reading.

 

LOL, yeah Waz left loads of times, but he still read it. :)

He'll prolly leave again now his mate has left, nothing for him here anymore. :D:D:D

Originally posted by Jezz_S13

LOL, yeah Waz left loads of times, but he still read it. :)

He'll prolly leave again now his mate has left, nothing for him here anymore. :D:D:D

Thats it im leaving again (sigh) lmao :D:D:D:D

 

This place is pretty adictive, so no way in hell is he not reading it, because its eating at him like rust is eating at Duffers car :D

Originally posted by 300z

Thats it im leaving again (sigh) lmao :D:D:D:D

 

This place is pretty adictive, so no way in hell is he not reading it, because its eating at him like rust is eating at Duffers car :D

 

Rust bwahahahahahaha:D Duffer is King of the RUST:D:D:D Infact his 300 must be KING OF MASS! as it must only weigh 25kg;)

..it looks like my work here is not done yet !.....:D

 

2 days away and I'm still at the top of the charts !!:D

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

..it looks like my work here is not done yet !.....:D

 

2 days away and I'm still at the top of the charts !!:D

Wahey!!!!! Nelson! Welcome back mate! Now stay away from that Warren guy this time.

Originally posted by Gio

Shame it's not Guinness froth - we could have got into the "looks like you've blown a seal" joke :)

 

An eskimo breaks down in his snow mobile. A welshman is passing by and notices the distressed eskimo. He goes over to lend a hand. After looking at the snow mobile for a minute or two he says....

 

Welshman "Hmmmm it looks to me like you've blown a seal..."

Eskimo "So fvckin what? You sh@g sheep!!!"

 

Bwahahahahaha

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

you mind if i ask what happened for him to dissapear in the first place?

sorry if its a sore subject

you mind if i ask what happened for him to dissapear in the first place?

sorry if its a sore subject

It's an almost three year old thread mate :)

According to Nelson's signature he’s sold his Z..