Sorry chaps but this heat is now getting old...told the missus no sex till october now as ime not sweating my balls off at work and in the nest too:huh:

Stash your wife in the store cupboard at work - then you will still only be too hot in work time!!!

You not heard of shagging in the shower? just make sure you got a bath mat down so no slipping lol

You not heard of shagging in the shower? just make sure you got a bath mat down so no slipping lol

 

cant mate the missus is a lot smaller and all my beer crates are on a job being used as scaffold..

Well my hubby will be glad to know he's not the only one to use that excuse!!! Beware you can be replaced by 9" of plastic and 2 batteries lol

Well my hubby will be glad to know he's not the only one to use that excuse!!! Beware you can be replaced by 9" of plastic and 2 batteries lol

 

Damn...whatever happened to the smillie that used to say "This post is worthless without pictures" :ninja::biggrin:

Damn...whatever happened to the smillie that used to say "This post is worthless without pictures" :ninja::biggrin:

 

sorted:laugh:

batt.bmp

sorted:laugh:

 

:rofl:

sorted:laugh:

 

You forgot the plastic/rubber lol

cant mate the missus is a lot smaller and all my beer crates are on a job being used as scaffold..

 

I've now just had visions of a dwarf using these to climb onto your missus ;-)

I've now just had visions of a dwarf using these to climb onto your missus ;-)

 

:shock: how the fk did this thread about me moaning about the heat get to umper,s taking my missus on crates in the shower...your all sick:wack:

lmao...... its the heat its getting to everyone......

is it too hot or too warm ?????

sorted:laugh:

looks like she is enjoying the duracell's........lol

No no no no no.....:blink:

 

The solution is easy!!! Go out and buy yourselves a portable air conditioning unit. I did that about 3-4 years ago (cost me about £180 in Currys) and when it gets hot, into the bedroom it goes, door shut, 2 hours before bedtime. So later in the evening, when the time comes, hey presto - it's icy cool....:wink:

 

Richard:laugh:

No no no no no.....:blink:

 

The solution is easy!!! Go out and buy yourselves a portable air conditioning unit. I did that about 3-4 years ago (cost me about £180 in Currys) and when it gets hot, into the bedroom it goes, door shut, 2 hours before bedtime. So later in the evening, when the time comes, hey presto - it's icy cool....:wink:

 

Richard:laugh:

 

Now there's a good hubby :)

No no no no no.....:blink:

 

The solution is easy!!! Go out and buy yourselves a portable air conditioning unit. I did that about 3-4 years ago (cost me about £180 in Currys) and when it gets hot, into the bedroom it goes, door shut, 2 hours before bedtime. So later in the evening, when the time comes, hey presto - it's icy cool....:wink:

 

Richard:laugh:

 

Now thats a plan Richard...me being a tight arse ile buy mine in december when its minus 10 ready for next summer:thumbup1:

Yeah. We have got one of those. Unfortunately it lives in the 'games' room so my other half can play on his play station !

I have old style air conditioning..... Open windows lol

No no no no no.....:blink:

 

The solution is easy!!! Go out and buy yourselves a portable air conditioning unit. I did that about 3-4 years ago (cost me about £180 in Currys) and when it gets hot, into the bedroom it goes, door shut, 2 hours before bedtime. So later in the evening, when the time comes, hey presto - it's icy cool....:wink:

 

Richard:laugh:

 

 

Yeah got one of them, there amazing we got ours off eBay in winter for £30 and its a dehumidifier as well :)