Mr Awesome

An 83 year old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag to find his Passport, a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He admitted he had been there previously. The lady sarcastically replied "Then you should know to have your passport out and waiting Sir". The gentleman said "I didn't have to show it last time". "Impossible !" The woman snapped. " You British have always had to show your passports to get through here". The man responded by whispering "Well my dear, when I came ashore on the beach in D-Day 1944! I couldn't find any ****ing Frenchmen to show it too !"

 

Wear your poppy with PRIDE

lol...

 

very similar to the German one.. :)

That would be great if it was true

Very good...exactly how I remember the French from just brief visits through De Gaulle :yes:

Class...

LOL...great story and it must of been said or used to great effect:laugh:

Thats how it should be :thumbup1:

Nice one:thumbup:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/281663/POPPY-HEROES-PUB-SNUB/

Nice one Allan......!!!

 

Anyone seen the Billy Crystal film "Forget Paris"...? Basically Billy Crystal has flown to France to scatter his late father's ashes in the field where his WWII comrades fell and the (French) airline loses them en route....

 

So when the surly French airline authorities shrug their shoulders at him, Billy says something like, "All I want is for you to give me my father's ashes - hell, if I was Hitler you'd give me your whole damn country!!!"

Nice one Allan......!!!

 

Anyone seen the Billy Crystal film "Forget Paris"...? Basically Billy Crystal has flown to France to scatter his late father's ashes in the field where his WWII comrades fell and the (French) airline loses them en route....

 

So when the surly French airline authorities shrug their shoulders at him, Billy says something like, "All I want is for you to give me my father's ashes - hell, if I was Hitler you'd give me your whole damn country!!!"

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl: