my future brother in law decided to steal my girl frinds phone yesterday and text me from it explaining she is pregnant. (she isnt) anyway as revenge ive started by removing all the owr leads to his belovolved eletrical items computer ps3 etc etc and all teh light bulbs from his room. tmorrow i think i will turn all his chest a drawers upside down meaning that when he opens the drawes the contets will all fall out. hopefully this will be at about 7am. any further suggestions are welcome.

i would just walk up, smile and kick him in the knacker's

take the light outta the toilet and put cling film over the bowl lol

take the light outta the toilet and put cling film over the bowl lol

 

:lol::lol:

 

seen that done.. it was messy and fecking funny

talcom powder in a hair dryer is a good one, He does need to use one mind! or get your sister in on it and tell him that she is pergnant

should have spoke to the missus and carried it on, could have told him that you have got some morning after pill's off the internet and have been putting them in her drink without her knowing, would have shitted him right up lol

empty his ketchup bottle and fill it with piss

Put his hand in a bucket of warm water whilst he's sleeping....wait for the embarrassing moment when he wets himself! Works best when there drunk.

Pour a bag of skittles in his coke bottle and shake the hell out of it, when he opens it.....BOOM! Coke everywhere!

Really quite nasty, but get a bottle of apple juice, empty half of the contents, then piss in it every time you need one, perhaps a bit of apple washing up liquid just to add the apple smell back in there, then offer it to him straight out of the fridge.

 

DISCLAIMER: Do NOT do this if you have kids that might drink it thinking it's genuinely apple juice!