The bloody Flu!-came on xmas eve and tonight is the first time I have felt remotely Human!:mad2:

Spent Xmas day in bed, half of Boxing day and haven't been outside the house in 5 Days, was going to do so much on the Z as well.

Right pissed off!

stop moaning and get some chicken soup down yer neck Darren :tongue:

stop moaning and get some chicken soup down yer neck Darren :tongue:

 

But Dave it's MAN FLU!:surrender:

I`ve had it too, felt like shit and my head actually caved in

But Dave it's MAN FLU!:surrender:

 

:shock: :shock: sorry mate I didn't read it properly I thought it was normal flu :cry: I'll get a tanker of chicken soup sent round straight away. Lemsip, whiskey, hot towels... anything else you need?? :clown:

:shock: :shock: sorry mate I didn't read it properly I thought it was normal flu :cry: I'll get a tanker of chicken soup sent round straight away. Lemsip, whiskey, hot towels... anything else you need?? :clown:

 

6ft Blonde Nurse,Bedbath.........

have you seen the boots add :lol:

Had the manflu for 3 weeks now think it might even be swineflu:crying:

Hope you feel better soon. I had swine flu last winter, despite having the job - never felt so ill in my life, and then got 3 consecutive chest infections. So keep warm, on top of the flu meds every 4 hours without fail, as much fresh orange and chicken soup (homemade if poss with lots of veg) as you can stomach and stay in bed. Going out in the cold to work on the car will only set you back. Real flu usually takes at least 2 weeks to get over the symptoms and another 2 weeks to stop feeling like you've been hit by a truck!!

terrible germs around at the moment guys and i feel for anyone who gets them...you can follow my simple advice to reduce the risks

1..dont have any friends other than cyber land

2..send your missus shopping on her own that way you dont mix with the infected few

3..be a misrable sod and dont converse with anyone except if its for your own gains

4..do not under any circumstances start swapping spit with stranges over the coming silly time of month

5..when you do need to exchange words and spend money for vitals get the cashier to drop your change into a mop bucket which has 50mm of strong bleach in the bottom and leave it there for 24 hours

hope this advice will increase your chances of survival in the coming weeks..