has anyone got some rusty spoons i can heat up and scoop my eyes out with...

should explain iv just watchd check v's scotland. i think im gonna go be sick

lol !!!!

 

Use jaggy forks mate !! Aint as sare as wit you have jist watched !

 

Alan........

av actually never heard of any team playing withoot a striker

Not a fitba fan, as in the auld firm type of thing, but the wife is fitba daft.

 

Her words of wisdom were;

Fook me, this set-up aint gonna work ??

 

I dunno, I am a novice at this kickin a baw type thing !

 

Alan.....

a come from a fibaw famly

yer missus wiz indeed right

LOL !

 

She is now watching Oprah, with Mike Tyson in the huff !!

 

She just remarked that she hopes my heater matrix leaks again this weekend ?

 

I think she loves me really ??:confused1:

 

Alan...

haha

yea sound like it

Ahh i thought this was a thread about salad fingers! never mind

Ahh i thought this was a thread about salad fingers! never mind

 

LOL snap!

Ha ha i thought i was alone with my salad fingers watching :)