Ok be honest who has been caught surfing porn and how?

 

I will start my Mrs came in and has seen a porn video open on my laptop, and me on the phone :drool:.

 

I keep seeing her looking at my laptop then it dawns on me what is on there :oops:.

 

I say ohhh err babe its not what you think, she starts getting annoyed and then I tell her the truth "its a video service the guys in the office are copying" . And I know how it sounds but it was the truth lol. :helpsmilie:

So she caught you flogging on the net,i know a guy whos missus has caught him loads of times beating off to internet porn,he even kept a towel by the computer for mopping up after :hurl:

So she caught you flogging on the net,i know a guy whos missus has caught him loads of times beating off to internet porn,he even kept a towel by the computer for mopping up after :hurl:

 

Was that 'a friend of mine' jim :whistling:

Is that a confession Jimmer

Oh yeh "my mate" Lol.Martin you can ask Donna if you like,she knows him too.Hes rats.i worked with him at my last job and he used to try and get home early on Mondays so he could knock one out in peace as his missus worked late that day.He even regularly used the middle cubicle at another employers i worked with him at.We made a sign for the door "Parfitts thrappin cabin" And the "porridge gun shooting range" I stuck bongo mag pages on the back of the door with targets drawn on them :lol:

Lol omg

So anyway back to your Grott browsing confession,what were you viewing when you were caught?

You're all perverts.......:innocent:

 

.....or maybe I've just never been caught.......

 

Richard:tt2:

I got caught once.

 

 

 

In hind sight that church meeting probably wasn't a good idea :shifty:

i watch porn all the time, shell watches it with me sometimes, i usually have a w4nk while watchig porn, i usually wait till she has gone to bed, but she normally says "im going to bed, im tired, you may aswell have a w4nk as im not in the mood and im tired"

 

fair enough

 

but show me a man who doesnt w4nk and i will show you a liar

I live on my tod,,so can watch porn whenever without the worry of your mum catching you doing stuff....i also walk around the flat naked,trying to get the attention of the granny over the way....

So anyway back to your Grott browsing confession,what were you viewing when you were caught?

 

Granny does grandad part 46....

i had a job working 90 odd hours a week, years ago, came home in the morning from a massive night shift, cream crackered, thought i would bash one off, as ya do, whacked a porno on, got a mag out, b*llock naked, started doin the deed, and fell asleep. my sister who was about 25 at the time, walked straight in my room, there i am, naked as a baby, porn mag laid out, porno blasing on the telly, and my wee willy winky still grasped in my hand. bad times.

and still asleep, and to top it off, she woke me up just so she could laugh her tats off at me.

My mate got caught by his girlfriend sat at the computer desk with his boxers round his ankles at 3.am fast asleep with porn blaring .No explaining yourself out of that one:crying::crying:

i watch porn all the time, shell watches it with me sometimes, i usually have a w4nk while watchig porn, i usually wait till she has gone to bed, but she normally says "im going to bed, im tired, you may aswell have a w4nk as im not in the mood and im tired"

 

fair enough

 

but show me a man who doesnt w4nk and i will show you a liar

 

^^^^^^^^^

 

Saves me having to write the same lol

pmsl

i also live alone. nowt better than sitting here naked typing this with some porn on the other internet tab:) lmao

 

I cant talk to you any more lol :hurl:

learn to type with one hand then :) :xxx:

Been on extra strong muscle relaxants for 3 weeks so im going to need a sack trolley to support my ball's soon , as there stopping me getting an hard on lol not funny LOL

Slipped two discs 3months ago , got that sorted ,now for 3 weeks my left leg from the toes all the way up to my buttock is real bad im on three different pills , but doesn't real ease the pain , been taken to A&E twice they say it might be a chipped bone or a torn muscle but def not sciatica

thats sounds harsh mate, get well soon, and please dont annouce that your better and its time for a jossle lol