If there's not enough of it around with cars. You can't even get a bloody dog these days.

 

I sent an email about a dog listed as free to good home....This is what came back............

 

Hi,

Good reading from you in interest to my Puppies.The puppies are still available for complete adoption into any loving & caring home willing to take very good care of them.The male is named Max while the female is Lucy and are both 11 weeks old..They are very healthy puppies with all health documents available,vet certified pups and are up to date on their shots and vaccines.They are home,toilet & also potty trained,well socialized and are brought up in a very good environment so they love the company of adults ,children and other house hold pets.These puppies will thrill your home with so much passion and happiness.

 

My reason for giving these puppies out for complete free adoption to any good and caring home is because i will soon be moving into a new apartment were pets are not allowed and apart from that i have just obtain my new job in which i am very busy that is i leave the house every blessed day at 8.30am for work and i am only back at 7.00pm of which i don't have anybody to take care of the Puppies.So i do want to give them out to where they will be love and being given much attention and care that they do need.How soon do you want them?Do you want the male,female or both puppies?Each puppy will be coming to your home with all health documents,vet records,toys and dresses,puppy bed and all other accessories since i shall not be needing them when the puppies are gone.I would like to know how the new home and environment of my puppies will look like ,so more information about your home will be highly appreciated.So i will like you to get back to me with the following information..

 

1:... Where are you located?

2:... Are you Married?

3:...Which Breed Do you want to Adopt?

4:... Which of them do you need or you need both pups?

5:... Do you have kids.if yes are they going to take good care of them?

6:... Do you think on breeding them?

7:... How soon do you need them and will you care for them?

8:... Do you have a large yard that they can play in?

9... Do you a phone number so that we can talk?

 

NB....You should note well that i am giving theses puppies out for complete adoption and All you will pay is their transportation and delivery fee of the puppies of which is going to cost you just £110 if you are taking just one puppy and £200 if you are taking both puppies.If that is okay by you then get back to me ASAP with answers to the questions above .All what i need from you is to promise and assure me 100% that you will take very good care of the puppies .Thanks and waiting for your response soonest.

You can reach me on 07031845316 or 07023072572

My Regard

ask him iff he'll post the 2 of em in 1 box therefore cutting costs even further:1eye:

I'm up for winding these idiots up....any ideas?

ask him iff he'll post the 2 of em in 1 box therefore cutting costs even further:1eye:

 

Get your own courier !!

Makes you wonder how many :stupid:people fall for that scam

Just tell him you'll pick them up. Delivery problem solved.

I'm up for winding these idiots up....any ideas?

 

tell him your a top guy in the Inland Revenue and can he do a "special rate" for cash:cool3:

Just tell him you'll pick them up. Delivery problem solved.

 

I've had a second one and they made the mistake of saying they are in Aberdeen......I couldn't resist

 

 

 

As it happens I'm in Aberdeen now and can call round to collect them so there will be no need for transport costs.......let me have your address I'm here all week

 

-----Original Message-----

From: jones huli [mailto:joneshuli@gmail.com]

Sent: 28 August 2010 18:53

To: Gordon

Subject: Re:husky pups

 

Thanks for the mail and the interest in my babies puppy call Kiki and Toot.They are still available and ready to go.Spectacular pure breed UKC registered with all shots,vaccines and vet records updated. I work as a contract program but have been relocated to Aberdeen for a contract work so i took my babies with me to keep me warm but for the time that i have been here i noticed that we are so much busy and have no time to take care of the puppies. In placing my puppies out for adoption,I am looking for reasonable,knowledgeable and cautious person who can offer them tenderness,nursery with lots of love kisses and hugs. I am not giving them out for sale.They are up for adoption and i have no intention to take them back from you.If you will be willing to pay for their Re-homing and shipment fee to your location worth £150.This adorable,cute and gorgeous puppies are 12 weeks old and would be the perfect match for you.They will be the best playmate you've ever dream of.With their great personality and good temperaments with kids and other pets,They would be the one to steal their KC registration papers attached to their package with lots of play toys. You have nothing to worry about because i will also enclose their hand book and feeding menu to their package ok.Promise me that you would shower them with lots of TLC .And i would never like that my babies should end up in a shelter or rescue.,feel free to mail me.If you are willing to get them,please e-mail me asap so that i would stop all other contacts .If you have any more question to ask i will answer you truthfully and faithfully. I would like to ask you some few questions if you do not mind.Attached are some recent pictures of them and hope you love it.I am also wiling to separate them if you will be willing to get just one.

 

1...Are you a breeder??

2...have you been keeping pets??

3...Do you have kids at home?

4...Are you going to keep her or give them to someone?

5....Do you need Kiki or Toot or both?

6...where are you located?

7...What are your name and phone numbers?

I emailed a few people looking for a dog and all the emails were very similar to this and everyone seems to be relocating to shetlands islands from the emails i got. Thats alot of dogs on one island

I've had a second one and they made the mistake of saying they are in Aberdeen......I couldn't resist

 

 

 

As it happens I'm in Aberdeen now and can call round to collect them so there will be no need for transport costs.......let me have your address I'm here all week

 

-----Original Message-----

From: jones huli [mailto:joneshuli@gmail.com]

Sent: 28 August 2010 18:53

To: Gordon

Subject: Re:husky pups

 

Thanks for the mail and the interest in my babies puppy call Kiki and Toot.

 

i'm pretty sure in the first email they were called Max & Lucy lol

i'm pretty sure in the first email they were called Max & Lucy lol

 

Yep, and it was £110 too, not £150.

****ers.

you should send them a similar email, trying to sell them some puppies, could call em 'tits' and 'fanny'???

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