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Ok all as it's the 1st of April i thought i'd get a thread going, i see some have already started with the jokes though ;) So here you can post any good jokes/trick's you have pulled today or in the past on the day.

 

Please keep this thread clean though and on topic :cool2:

 

History

 

April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day is a holiday celebrated in various countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, enemies, and neighbors, or sending them on a fool's errand, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. Traditionally, in some countries, such as the UK, Australia, and South Africa the jokes only last until noon, and someone who plays a trick after noon is called an "April Fool".[1] Elsewhere, such as in France, Ireland, Italy, South Korea, Japan, Russia, The Netherlands, Brazil, Canada, and the U.S., the jokes last all day. The earliest recorded association between April 1 and foolishness can be found in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (1392). Many writers suggest that the restoration of January 1 as New Year's Day in the 16th century was responsible for the creation of the holiday, but this theory does not explain earlier references.

 

Chris

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My girlfriend in Preston sent me a text saying 'Freak weather here... knee deep in snow and the M6 is closed.... ' I went to accuweather to check what my journey home this afternoon would be like !

he don't need a story, he IS an April fool ;)

 

 

 

sorry to hijack but............. I WANT THAT BUMPER!!!.........

 

what bumper is that? first bumper i have seen on a zed and said that i like

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sorry to hijack but............. I WANT THAT BUMPER!!!.........

 

what bumper is that? first bumper i have seen on a zed and said that i like

 

It's a Stillen type II GTZ-R ;)

he don't need a story, he IS an April fool ;)

 

Better than being a drunken fool. :p

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Anyone reckon we will have a few gags later on ? not that i want to quote the rule ;)

My road tax ran out on 31st and I parked outside my office meaning to go to the PO shortly to get new tax. So I'm at my desk and this woman comes in and says 'oh you've got a ticket' I'm thinking 'F*CK the Nazis got me already!!!'. So I finish with her and go out to my car to find a ticket in a bag stuck over the tax disc. So I'm swearing and grumbling as I peel it off and go back into the office. Sit down at my desk and get it out of the bag. Now at this point I should say that it looked 100% GENUINE !!!!! I flipped it open to see what I'd been found guilty of only to see the followng categories ticked......

 

Parking in my space

Driving a piece of crap

 

I'm thinking WTF !?!?!?!?!?

 

Turn to the woman I work with who is almost pi**ing herself laughing !!!!!

 

B*TCH !!!!!

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