I have always been a believer, get my own back. example.

A good friend of mine, got hold of an old car of mine, and as he is a practical joker like me. Thought it would be a giggle to fill the air vents with the remains of a session with a 4 hole hole punch, turn the fan to max and aim all the vents towards me the driver. When i turned the key all the 1000's of bits of paper hit me, was cleaning it for ages.

So i as a fisherman, after a trip, got a dogfish, and strapped it to the manifold with wire, just under the blower for the fan. it wasnt visible if you looked into the engine bay, or underneath. Each time he drove the car it got cooked, and then cooled down.

but within a couple of weeks, it was very apparent that i had won.

the stink was unbearable. Resulting in him shampooing the interior a number times, searching all over the car, never to locate the pong before he jacked it up.

What else have folks done to get their revenge.................????

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you are fecking evil!! ROTFPMSL!!!!

LOL! Done the hole punch thing myself :rofl:

 

When I used to work for Jeep, there was a fat little salesman, cocky fecker. When his car was in the valet bay we altered the memory seat setting to fully forward and at its highest point... when the vehicle is unlocked the seat goes backwards for 'easy access'. He climbed in, put the key in the ignition... and proceeded to get squashed :thumbup:

you are fecking evil!! ROTFPMSL!!!!

 

x2 :lol::lol:

old guy that i used to work with was a right twat with me, even threw a boiling hot cup of tea at me cause he was in a mood and it made him feel better, so he used to make me make his tea, so used to drip a couple of dropps of piss in there

I did the same sort of thing to my mate!! I filled the empty tyre well of his van with fish heads and screwed the plywood down and drilled a few vents to circulate the smell, It took about 2 weeks for him to notice, and by then it was discusting!! it took a further 2 weeks for him to actually find where the small was coming from, He spewed up when moving them :rofl:

As a revenge he shit in the boot of my cavalier, fooking sick!!!

 

My cousin pissed in my bottle of aftershave, because i put a dog turd in a Ferrero Rocher box and wrapped it up for a christmas present, His mum thought his dog had shit in the house somewhere because of the smell, but it was my little presnet for him!!

all this was when i just left school, i was quite mischevious

 

I can go on and on, but dont want to offend anyone!!:censored:

 

:D

Also!! i forgot this one!!! my mate used to have a white Granada, so we went to the joke shop and bought 2 policemans hats, we waited for a boy racer to go past and pulled him over in his triumph dolomite, he got out and started apologising immediatley for having no insurance and bad tyres!! we kept him under arrest for 20mins till we told him who we are, he was crying with laughter and loved the joke(thank fook)!! i still see him occasinally passing and he always puts his thumbs up

My cousin pissed in my bottle of aftershave, because i put a dog turd in a Ferrero Rocher box and wrapped it up for a christmas present, His mum thought his dog had shit in the house somewhere because of the smell, but it was my little presnet for him!!

:D

 

Fooking priceless...............

Because i was such a mischevious get, my step mum went one further and got me and my girlfriend big time!!!

 

long story but,cut short!!! we won a prize for a 4star hotel break in Cheshire, went to stay for 2 nights, and everthing went wrong!! bad food, service, room was dirty, fire alarm going off at night, just about everything to piss someone off, I was only on a game show on ITV with mathew kelly called hotel getaway!!!! all fimed under cover, every thing we said was recorded, and everything(most)was filmed, we were the first to check out of the hotel, the winners of the show were the people to check out last!!! still got a £1000 prize money though, about 9 years ago now!!!! I cringe every time i watch it!!

Because i was such a mischevious get, my step mum went one further and got me and my girlfriend big time!!!

 

long story but,cut short!!! we won a prize for a 4star hotel break in Cheshire, went to stay for 2 nights, and everthing went wrong!! bad food, service, room was dirty, fire alarm going off at night, just about everything to piss someone off, I was only on a game show on ITV with mathew kelly called hotel getaway!!!! all fimed under cover, every thing we said was recorded, and everything(most)was filmed, we were the first to check out of the hotel, the winners of the show were the people to check out last!!! still got a £1000 prize money though, about 9 years ago now!!!! I cringe every time i watch it!!

 

Lol now that's revenge !

 

Especially as the filming was done in secret :eek:

Lol now that's revenge !

 

Especially as the filming was done in secret :eek:

 

I know bud!!! Absolute classic!! i will get her back one day!!!

 

After the hotel we went back stage to meet all the camera crew and organisers of the 1 million pound show!!!! that was actually a flop!! and about 3 months later we were at granada studios with Matthew Kelly doing the tv show to broadcast the hotel getaway series, it was fantastic, i had make up artists brushing my face and all that crap, and i must say Mathew kelly is one nice guy!! very friendly down to earth bloke.

 

so revenge is sweet!!! but how can i top that?

I know bud!!! Absolute classic!! i will get her back one day!!!

 

After the hotel we went back stage to meet all the camera crew and organisers of the 1 million pound show!!!! that was actually a flop!! and about 3 months later we were at granada studios with Matthew Kelly doing the tv show to broadcast the hotel getaway series, it was fantastic, i had make up artists brushing my face and all that crap, and i must say Mathew kelly is one nice guy!! very friendly down to earth bloke.

 

so revenge is sweet!!! but how can i top that?

 

 

An experience to say the least lol i dont remember the show though :/

....and Mmmmhhhh shame beadle is still not about !!! :lol:

This story is honestly real!!!!

 

My mum owns a pub in Southport and she had a dog called Rosie, cutting a long story down, the bar maid noticed a man coming in and feeding the dog everyday and getting intimate with the dog!! this went on for a few weeks and we found out EWWWWW HONEST!!! the man was touching the dog up!!!!!!! HONEST!!! Fingering the dog!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW, My mum was distrought!!! I know its wrong but i had to laugh, she was crying telling people Rosie had been sexually abused!!

 

So after it all calmed down a little, my mate phoned my mum pretending to be the RSPCA!! We had her going for over an hour, and she was crying agian, but we blew it when we told her to apply lipstick to the dogs anus to soothe the pain, she went FOOKIN MAD!!! never spoke to me for days, and then found the funny side. I still laugh my arse off every time i think of it.

 

On a serious note the man did get arrested but they could not charge him for some reason?? sick man!!! he was about 80 years old??

Edited February 4, 201015 yr by daZvert

Some brilliant ones there.....:rofl:

 

......and Daz, how come most of yours revolve around bodily functions.....:ohmy:

 

A mate of mine who was a mechanic used to pour a pint of milk into the spare wheel well of customer's cars if they pissed him off. The smell of rancid milk must have been awful!!

 

A jumped up restaurant owner once wound me up, so rather than twat him one, a couple of friends and I rang up over the next few days; booking every table on a Saturday night. We drove there around 9-ish just to see the whole place empty as none of the "bookings" had shown up.

 

Other than that, I've also done the hole punchings thing - in someone's umbrella; coat hood and coat pocket....

 

When I first started work, there was another trainee and we used to play jokes on each other. One day when he was making tea for his manager, I sneaked into the kitched and poured salt into his bosses cup. They sat opposite each other and when his boss took a big sip, he spat the whole lot over this other fella and shouted "you f*****g little prick" at him, so loud that the whole place heard.....:wink:

 

Other than than; nothing really.......

 

Richard:cool2:

go on daz - find yourepisode and let us know which one to watch - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274263/

Ahhhhhh, I know i should`nt of mentioned it!!! It was the promo night!!! they were doing a fake promotions night!!! Lee boardman from past Coranation street was the fake director!!

 

please dont watch it i look a complete w**ker,

go on daz - find yourepisode and let us know which one to watch - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274263/

 

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When i worked at another Truck dealer in Bristol a few years ago,A guy on another shift would steal your food if you left it on the table or in the canteens fridge.A mate and me got fed up with this so started to doctor some tasty items.Using a large syringe designed for injecting fish oil into Pike baits we were able to inject all kinds of "bodily fluid" into choc bars,cakes,fruit :clap:.I use to piss myself laughing watching the guy walking out of the canteen starting his lateshift eating some of our treats we,d left him.:lol:

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When i worked at another Truck dealer in Bristol a few years ago,A guy on another shift would steal your food if you left it on the table or in the canteens fridge.A mate and me got fed up with this so started to doctor some tasty items.Using a large syringe designed for injecting fish oil into Pike baits we were able to inject all kinds of "bodily fluid" into choc bars,cakes,fruit :clap:.I use to piss myself laughing watching the guy walking out of the canteen starting his lateshift eating some of our treats we,d left him.:lol:

 

I hope I haven't pissed you off without realising it!! I don't think I'll be eating at your place again bud!! lol

Ooooooerrrrrrrr Well I must confess that I did something similar, I emptied the whole hole punch bits into my bosses umbrela. It did not rain for weeks, then when he needed it most...........He had a black pocker dot suit.....Boiling mad he was for ages....lol

Some of these are brilliant - very funny and definitely 'wish I'd thought of that' stuff !

 

My mate over the road eventually got fed up with his very old aunt and uncle coming round to his for tea EVERY day for literally months so he started putting a few bits of gravel in the exhaust of their old Escort. Kwik Fit eventually persuading them it wasnt the exhaust at fault. Undeterred they carried on visiting until one day he put dog-sh*t under the drivers door handle......you can imagine the rest !

your all so evil!!! :D lol x

This story is honestly real!!!!

 

My mum owns a pub in Southport and she had a dog called Rosie, cutting a long story down, the bar maid noticed a man coming in and feeding the dog everyday and getting intimate with the dog!! this went on for a few weeks and we found out EWWWWW HONEST!!! the man was touching the dog up!!!!!!! HONEST!!! Fingering the dog!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW, My mum was distrought!!! I know its wrong but i had to laugh, she was crying telling people Rosie had been sexually abused!!

 

So after it all calmed down a little, my mate phoned my mum pretending to be the RSPCA!! We had her going for over an hour, and she was crying agian, but we blew it when we told her to apply lipstick to the dogs anus to soothe the pain, she went FOOKIN MAD!!! never spoke to me for days, and then found the funny side. I still laugh my arse off every time i think of it.

 

On a serious note the man did get arrested but they could not charge him for some reason?? sick man!!! he was about 80 years old??

 

OMG funniest thing I have ever read!!!

Well i was layed off work last week :( :( :( poor me..... I was being payed cash in hand and promised a contract which never came, i kept on at them.... till eventually i said id have to seek legal advice, a week later my boss said, "well we are not giving you a contract and seen as you dont want to be payed cash anymore we will make 2mow your last day.........

 

FOOK that, I wiped their hard drives and deleted all the system parameters in microsoft access, everyone left work early that day...... I left the same day and never came back. (yes i had admin rights on my comp, silly buggers) was a very amature setup there. During some Registration days the company would take in £250,000 CASH..... and the owner would put it in a poxy bag and walk to the bank WTF!!

BTW this isnt a restuarant just incase you were wondering and they can get into big trouble due to the fact loads of important documents were deleted and they never made a backup. silly silly silly.

 

Lets just say they are still fooked, how do i know this? well im close to alot of the workers there and without raising suspision ive asked them how the system is at work, the reply: "its still fooked, the N drive has a virus" hahahahhahahaha serves them right. Try mess with me beyotch......................... They will never try to prosecute me they dont have a leg to stand on, they are paying many workers ilegally and some foreign ooo dear. Can you believe they have the annual queens award for enterprise 2 years running.... I should write to the queen and let her know what they are up to....

 

sorry im guessing this is a bit over the top compared to what you guys have writen lol.

Edited October 16, 201015 yr by j1mmytt

Well i was layed off work last week :( :( :( poor me..... I was being payed cash in hand and promised a contract which never came, i kept on at them.... till eventually i said id have to seek legal advice, a week later my boss said, "well we are not giving you a contract and seen as you dont want to be payed cash anymore we will make 2mow your last day.........

 

FOOK that, I wiped their hard drives and deleted all the system parameters in microsoft access, everyone left work early that day...... I left the same day and never came back. (yes i had access to admin on my comp silly buggers) was a very amature setup there.

BTW this isnt a restuarant just incase you were wondering and they can get into big trouble due to the fact loads of important documents were deleted and they never made a backup. silly silly silly.

 

Lets just say they are still fooked, how do i know this? well im close to alot of the workers there and without raising suspision ive asked them how the system is at work, the reply: "its still fooked, the N drive has a virus" hahahahhahahaha serves them right. Try mess with me beyotch......................... They will never try to prosecute me they dont have a leg to stand on, they are paying many workers ilegally and some foreign ooo dear. Can you believe they have the anual queens award for enterprise 2 years running.... I should write to the queen and let her know what they are up to....

 

sorry im guessing this is a bit over the top compared to what you guys have writen lol.

 

Good on yer Jimmy, sorry to hear about the loss of your job but great PAYBACK!!!:wink: