anyone noticed theres a terrible amount of them stinging basterd wasps this year..everywhere i work i end up spending more time shadow boxing the pests:rant::(

I have to agree Brian.........

 

......for a few years now we have been spared from them. But this year they are definitely back:cry:

 

b@stards:x:

 

Richard:mac1:

Yep, first it was greenfly then ladybirds now bleedin wasps!

why is this ???:confused:

indeed.... we awoke to a buzzin stripey tw@t this morning it got in the bedroom also had loads in work the past few weeks

They still havent learned the english language tho mate as I bet you tell them to fook off too and they take no notice at all...lol

Careful what you say Bri, the government will pick up on your observation and before you know it we will be on high alert and it'll be a nice new way to keep us all scared and keep our minds off the ever rising taxes :mac1: :rofl:

yup, we had a nest in a cavity at work, luckily i had just watched soem documentary on killin the without getting stung, you have to first spray carpet glue in the entrance (so they cant walk out, they get stuck) then spray hairspray in the hole and it sticks the wings to their body and when they die the queen will kill the rest and the nest will be dead and safe to remove or block hole with cement

yup, we had a nest in a cavity at work, luckily i had just watched soem documentary on killin the without getting stung, you have to first spray carpet glue in the entrance (so they cant walk out, they get stuck) then spray hairspray in the hole and it sticks the wings to their body and when they die the queen will kill the rest and the nest will be dead and safe to remove or block hole with cement

 

I bought a can of raid wasp nest killer when we had 2 nests. it fires a jet of stuff up to 30ft and kills the f##k out of them all you have to really soak the nest so any travellers come back and get poisoned too. the above method sounds a lot cheaper though and good fun as you could set fire to the hairspray and tourch them :)

i used the fancy spray thing, but i was up on a ladder and when i started to use the spray i got stung about 4 times, now the fookers get glued up

:rofl: Had a guy round to clear a wasps nest, he was 18 stone,had a A-TEAM t-shirt on, cocky attitude and apparently has never been stung in 22 years!! My nest stung the twa* 5 times, 3 times in the face !!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl, take it he wasnt ba barrakus lol

the young kid who works for me put a can of red bull on the roof and within 5 mins it was a mass of em...when we start pouring the bitumen the smoke turns them crazy and they just kamikazi right into your fvkin head:(

We are ment to be invaded, by big hornets coming from abroad, there 1 1/2times the size of our native ones :eek:

Lots of wasps in my garden too Bri don't know why but had loads in the last two weeks:confused:

Alton Towers was a nightmare with them last week

After a drive in the car ,there is always some hovering about at the front end of the car , looking for dead ones, i was told they leave a scent when they die and it atracts the others ,

Careful what you say Bri, the government will pick up on your observation and before you know it we will be on high alert and it'll be a nice new way to keep us all scared and keep our minds off the ever rising taxes :mac1: :rofl:

 

:rofl: yep - theyre the work of Al~Qaida and the only way to stave off this new threat to western freedom is to pay the government more money and invade more countries

 

in terms of wasps, i find wrestling is the best way, work on the kidneys and knee them into submission. two falls and theyre out!

i was stung on the elbo few days ago :(

Lots of wasps in my garden too Bri don't know why but had loads in the last two weeks:confused:

 

We had that, they were all over our fence, shed, everywhere.

Turns out to be a nest the size of a dustbin in the loft, the pest control guys were 2 week wait + £50, i used 6 cans of iffy b+q nest killer, then just one from the local farm supplies shop.

Bloody can Only lasted a 4 second burst, for £6.99 , really gutted by that.Then they started dying before my eyes,Just a mass of bodies now :dance::dance::dance: .Keep looking, you'll find one.

I got stung right on the tip of my index finger t'other week in the beer garden, little basterd was on my neck, tried to get it off and it violated me, first time being stung, and it really hurts! Also, yesterday, whilst under the Zed, wrestling with the gearbox, one flew right into my ear, you've never seen anyone move a gearbox and jump out from under a car so quick I tell ya!

just looked on google and it says to put a mask and wig on that resembles Bee Gee Vince and apparantly they wont go within 25 metres of you and the ones that stray near you will get tangled in ya wig and die from hair laquer getting injested into the little twats lungs...going to try it:)

lol this is a good post and yeah all around the front of my house too, must be a nest near by

just looked on google and it says to put a mask and wig on that resembles Bee Gee Vince and apparantly they wont go within 25 metres of you and the ones that stray near you will get tangled in ya wig and die from hair laquer getting injested into the little twats lungs...going to try it:)

 

"CHEEKY YOUNG SCAMP":rolleyes:

......"be afraid be very afraid"