First time I've opened it since I've lived here. Not sure what it is....is it a fuse?

 

looks like a birds got trapped to me

Really? I'd never have guessed. Cheers.

Looks a bit hungry to me, you tried giving it some bird seed?

I tried feeding it chocolate, but it told me to fluck off and polish my wheel nuts. Maybe I should go and get some Millet.

looks like a birds got trapped to me

 

or he has a bird eating spider, chilling ut in the electric cupboard :wack: :D

I think you upset it with the offer of chocolate, its mum and dad probably pooped on your car so lock it back up for a few months.

It's hidden away. Maybe I should build it a mini bar. I am sure it would get along well with the grey goose.

I think it might be superman

I'll check its willy. Might tell me there.

Just check around in the box for a set of glasses.

did it leap at your face, wrap its tail around your throat, and impregnate you with a chest-burster?

 

or is it just a dead bird

or is it just a dead bird

 

Mmm, not sure. Looks a bit like this TBH.

 

Ahhh..cute.

Well its dead...

thats the meter reader! no wonder you aint had no bills!:rofl::rofl:

 

dan.;)

You thought about making a soup or something out of it si?

I just chopped it up and sprinkled it on my pizza. Mmmmmmm

leave it there...it will help your case when you start claiming carering allowence from the DHSS:D

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !