daft sod sits just inside the patio doors watching the birds, then as one lands in the garden he tries to creep out and sneak up on it doing that cat like shoulder walk

 

thing is, a big white 9 stone dog cant creep up on fook all lol, then as the bird flies away, he runs and jumps as if he has got even and ounce of a chance lol

 

keep trying to get him on my camera phone lol

oh he is funny lol

Allan,

 

Bet you are glad he aint using a litter tray !!!!

 

At 9 st, you would break your back lifting the tray !! lol

 

Get him on camera doing that, would be fun to see.

 

Alan............

I know a man who talks about his dog every day. :wack:

I know a man who talks about his dog every day. :wack:

AND I KNOW A DWARF WHO PI$$'s ON EVERY BODY's THREADS

AND I KNOW A DWARF WHO PI$$'s ON EVERY BODY's THREADS

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

That's cool. Good job I'm not going through a mid-life crisis! :rofl:

and i know a dwarf who pi$$'s on every body's threads

 

fpmsl

YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE,THIS IS IT.:tongue::dance::dance::dance:

That's cool. Good job I'm not going through a mid-life crisis! :rofl:

I was referring to your good self (hairspray and gold nuggets included)! :rofl: :wack: ;)

I was referring to your good self (hairspray and gold nuggets included)! :rofl: :wack: ;)

 

LMFAO:rofl: Think vinz could do with loosing the pic of the 2 munters too:D

LMFAO:rofl: Think vinz could do with loosing the pic of the 2 munters too:D

 

They are pretty rough, the one on the right especially. Looks like a bloke (gut and no 'womanly hips' included).....and bares an uncanny resemblance to James May!

 

Now now girls, play nicely.:D

They are pretty rough, the one on the right especially. Looks like a bloke (gut and no 'womanly hips' included).....and bares an uncanny resemblance to James May!

 

 

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: