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No shit! (excuse the pun).

 

Picked the cat up earlier today and gently squeezed it in the process and it farted! So squeezed the cat again gently and it farted again!

 

Hilarious! Anyone else tried this?

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No - but i'm fvckin gonna :rofl: :rofl:

 

I'd do it now if i had'nt already chucked the little fvcker outside for the night :rofl:

Are you sure you are not confusing a set of bagpipes with your cat, or did the seller describe it as the stiff legged tartan persian :D

our little female cat lets out little whiffs of positively the most vile smell i've ever smelt if you squeeze her :rofl:

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Put it in the microwave. Boil on full for 10 minutes. Then, check its willy. Should say there.

my cat farts all the time , even without squeezing. its worse than me, might get it a carbon fibre but plug.

group buy anyone?

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Horses are the worst! My gf has 2 horses and they both do farts that I can only be envious of! So loud!

i keep getting "have you farted?"

and i say "no its the cat"

and she says "yeah right"

no it is the 'kin cat, if i'd droped one like that i'd be proud of it

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i keep getting "have you farted?"

and i say "no its the cat"

and she says "yeah right"

no it is the 'kin cat, if i'd droped one like that i'd be proud of it

 

Exactly!! :rofl::rofl:

PMSL! :rofl:

 

No cats but fart related:

 

I was working in a big spare office at a company setting up PC's and not one member of staff had walked in all day.

Was sat at a desk and felt the need to let out an almightly guff, safe in the knowledge nobody would notice.

The instant I'd let rip the door opens and a guy walks in and says "I'm from BT can I just get under your desk to get to the phone socket" :rolleyes:

Not only was the timing incredibly bad I'd picked the only desk with a phone socket LOL

I quickly left the room as the poor bloke dived head first into the eggy cloud! :rofl:

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