feel like crap and my body isnt sure which way to eject its next parcel if you know what i mean LOL

 

cant go too far away from the the bathroom so gonna be on here today with mini breaks :hurl::hurl:

I just had the flu thing last week, none of the :hurl: ...

flu is probably worse LOL

I just had the flu thing last week, none of the :hurl: ...

 

Yup im just back in work from having that too. Nasty little bugger eh!

i just getting rid of my flu... no sickness or shits... just snotty nost, back ache beyond belief.. few other random pains... it even hurt to sneeze... feel brilliant today in comparison to last few days but still not 100%

I had it last month. Was the worst one I've had yet. Not often ill, but when I am, it's game over. Mine was so bad, it lasted nearly 4 days and took nearly 2 weeks to get over. Every 10 minutes I was having to dash for the toilet to vomit out of my arse and my face (no comments about "what's the difference between funkysi's arse and his mouth" etc! LOL) even though the same substance was evacuating and high speed through BOTH holes simultaneously. I ran out of loo role and the stuff was like liquid that I ended up in the shower as it was going everywhere.

 

I was gagging so much that I started bring up bile with small amounts of blood in it. Really was that bad that I nearly dialed 999!

 

I was throwing up so hard that I head butted the sink and nearly knocked myself out.

what's the difference between funkysi's arse and his mouth

 

The shit coming out his arse is more bearable :tongue:

I went to bed at 8pm when I got home from work on Monday and didn't get up until Thursday afternoon. Mooched around for an hour or so and then went back to bed until Friday morning. What a waste of a week ...

Everyone i know has pretty much had it, my boss has it at the mo and the other lad in the office is off sick. I had it too but I'm hardcore lol

It's everywhere, i'm dying of man flu here too. All round the office when i left on Friday!

 

Typical for bloody xmas! :rant:

Feck me i've had it all over the last month or so! :(

 

Summit got me and then i'd obviously not built up my imune system again and summit else got me! :(

you all should of played in gutters when you were kids like me:rofl::rofl: long live the dock rat race when germs attack:nana2::nana2::D

Yep, had it for the last week but not just any flu - MANFLU!!! :D

yep we all had it down ere! its worse that manflu its boomerang flu!:hurl::mac1:

 

dan.:rofl:

ive just had it

Yeh we've had a spout of it too, I generally stay illness free, but now working in an office environment cant seem to get away from it!! There's 6 in my team, and last week there were 2 on the desk from tues - fri!! Out of an office of 20 about 6 have been off for the last few weeks..

its been going around the team i work in for the last month, i went down with the symptoms saturday evening. felt shite yesterday, still feel shite now but my snot is thickening up so thats a sign that its leaving my body. fight you stupid white blood cells, fight!

beechams and stella, works for me

Ha Ha !!! Thats funny but spot on !!!! :rofl: I hav'nt had it because I'm from da Gutter and a cold Farm in Ireland :tongue:

 

 

you all should of played in gutters when you were kids like me:rofl::rofl: long live the dock rat race when germs attack:nana2::nana2::D

had that since last saturday till wednesday, very sore arse

jesus christ..ime feeling ill after reading this thread:eek:

I had it all of last week as well...total waste of a week. Ridiculously bad back and body aches and the sore throat from hell! I swear flu was never this bad as a kid!! To top it all off I got a kidney infection!! But then as if someone flipped a switch I was better.....weird that.

Feck me i've had it all over the last month or so! :(

 

Summit got me and then i'd obviously not built up my imune system again and summit else got me! :(

 

snap:headvswal

I have had the sickness bug twice and am guilty for giving it to Paul !!!

i had it for 2 days no vomiting or shitting tho just back ache and body ache also tooth ache ?? but 6500mg of pain killers a day sorted me out :p :nelson:

Not had it myself yet, but the kids, partner and loads of people from the office were off sick last week.