im not planning on dying, so dont get excited, always thought that you go to funerlas and its planned by people that think you know what you wanted, here is my funeral plans

 

im dead, in the coffinon the way to the service, i want lots of in ya face bright loud cars (jap or non jap, i dont care) behind the hearse on the way to the church,im outside the church and i want pipes and drums playing lud and live on my way into the church, we are in the church with nothing but casual or going out on the piss clothing (bright and casual), we have a few prayers and a few catchy tunes, you take me to wherever im going (crem or cem-i dont care) and you burn or bury me with lots of objects of goodwill (like the chinese, something i can take to the after life), then you have a piss up with everyone that was at the funeral and get as drunk as ya can

 

i like the celebration of life, i would like it to continue after im gone

 

p.s, im livivng till im 100, sound best put this thread as a sticky

im not planning on dying,

 

 

Shite!!! got my hopes up :tongue:

 

 

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you aint invited lol:tongue:

things tp take to the arterlife....

 

like shit loads of stella (obviously)

Riddick

Your angle grinder

and....

 

 

 

 

More stella?

its already in my box lol

Sounds like a good way to go mate, would look great with loads of zeds and load jap cars behind the hearse. Why not have the box made of stella cans, im sure between the two of us, we could make more than a few:duffer:

I'd like to take a gun with me, so I can shoot all the twats that pissed me off, when they finally come to join me in hell lol!