General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Well just back from the playoff finals at wembley and what a game, what a day :) League football for us next season now :cool: I'm absolutely knackered, up at 5am just got back now!! so of for a quick shower and bed for me :D Mike

The classic Two Ronnies sketch................. But for those of you that don't want to read all of this, just skip to the bottom of the thread, as I've posted the link to the video of it ;) In a hardware shop. Ronnie Corbett is behind the counter, wearing a warehouse jacket. He has just finished serving a customer. CORBETT(muttering): There you are. Mind how you go. (Ronnie Barker enters the shop, wearing a scruffy tank-top and beanie) BARKER: Forkandles! CORBETT: Four Candles? BARKER: Forkandles! (Ronnie Corbett goes to a box, and gets out four candles. He places them on the counter) BARKER: No, forkandles! CORBETT (confused): Well there you ar…

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Does any one have contact details for OZ-ZX as he has paid by paypal for tickets for Silverstone by PayPal and left no contact details or phone number I have tried pm and emailing him for the last week but got no responce from him does he have a address on the membership database or a phone numberas need to get his tickets to him

COME ON >>>LIVERPOOL >>>COME ON LIVERPOOL>>>>>>>>> ...wozzer ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2Yqp5KRNg ... ,,,,

Advice please My sister has been seeing this right dickhead for a while now, he's the biggest loser ive ever seen, no prospects, full of tattoos, about as thick as you can get and the list goes on!! Now im really easy going but after meeting this guy and giving him a chance i just couldnt take to him, made matters worse when they moved in together and he just took the pi55 out of my sister all the time. Anyway they were having relationship problems so she falls pregnant :mac1: So i wasnt too happy but after a while she split up with him :nana2: she had to give up work so i ended up buying all the baby stuff for her, pram etc as he didnt provide any…

....this the other night, as I was on my way down to see Karen!! Same colour as in the pic, and that was about all the view I got of it as well :D Absolutely fooking gorgeous :bow: :bow: Oh yeah, the front looks like this....

Your mrs had a sex dream about a celeb then told you ? Cuz I was slightly peeved and now shes angry with me for being annoyed ?

Its parked at the back of a old motorbike shop, owner is very eccentric shop is full of old Classics and sheds full of old parts What a waste

how the hell did he do this?? :bow:

NT Timestamps. Im trying to work out NT timestamps. I have the hex of e.g - 01 c2 fe 1f e0 91 11 40 Apparently - this should equate to April 8th 2003 22:40:38 Right What I have so far is UT (Unix Time) = A * (NT Time) + B A = Ticks in 100ns so the value of a is 10 to the power of -7 NT Time is the hex above B = 11644473600 (Seconds between 1 Jan 1601 & 1 Jan 1970) Can anyone please help or advise me if they can somehow do the maths to get a time of April 8th 2003 from the hex I gave at the start :) simple - NOT

Is anyone here on facebook? My best mate introduced me to it yesterday and Im hooked! I have found people I went to school with years ago and havent spoken to in ages!

Stolen this idea from the US site, but it may have been done here before ;) So what is your desktop looking like at the moment????...... To start it off I've attached mine (The Collosi Of Memnom, Luxor, Egypt), just wondering if anyone has anything spectacular on theirs? :D

"Living is a Problem Because Everything Dies". Listen to this now. And make sure it's with the full intro. And knock the speakers up to 11. Amazing tune. I have no idea why I'm giving out recommendations. The power of music. Go figure. ;)

Well with all the bad posts about the ruling hypocricy today I thought I would post up a nice thought. The sun is out, the day is warm and I'm off to work with the roof off :nana2: :hyper: Life is good, I'm well and my belly is full. Scrawni.

For those of you with cars at the Zen Garage, can anyone let me know if you have heard from Martyn, has he changed his number. My car was supposed to be ready last week, but I haven't been able to get in touch with him. Just wondering if anyone has had any luck. Can those of you that have his number chuck me a pm, just in case I'm phoning the wrong number or something. Thanks

Are we having another competition this year for our perfumed pals? I have a new girl for this time around and wanna see if she cuts the mustard!:D Here's a pic to set the ball rolling!;)

:D Mobile Phone tracker Dont know if its been posted before?

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?? :D

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LG 42" plasma, £525. http://www.digitaldirect.co.uk/products_moreinfo3/index.asp?product_id=11189&referredby=Google-Adwords&gclid=CPT4tZTRoYwCFQJLQwodsgR1NA#Scene_1 I know it won't be the latest and greatest thing for that money but it should be ok, right?

Has anyone ever had it? If so, what did you take to sooth the pain, im in agony, i cant swallow, cant yawn, and i cant get a doctors appointment till thursday. :(