General Discussions - Non 300ZX

taken from elsewhere on the web....maybe a re-post but i cant recall these "I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard." "I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control. "I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight" "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way" "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole." "An invisible …

took it up to glasgow monday night an crossed over to the dark side buy swaping it for a S14 sad to see it got but it was time for a change :(

Does anyone need a SQL DBA/developer with SAN experience?

As above : I can`t fit a whole page on my screen any more , I have to scroll to the right a bit :confused:

I had some trellis put on top of my fence today. A bloke who lives nearby just came over to complain. He doesn't like the fact the wooden batons that hold the trellis in place are on the outside of the fence. The other side of my fence goes onto a shared parking area (not mine - for his and a few other houses). Any idea if I need to take the trellis down / move the batons to inside the fence? They'd be much harder to put up inside as all the posts/struts etc of the fence are on the inside.

http://www.tooled-up.com/Product.asp?PID=134172&Referrer=Froogle Got one of these a while ago and have to admit I am impressed, plus you can borrow it if it is your dads :x: They sell them in B&Q if mail order ain't quick enough!

Charles and Camilla are both here where I work right now. FFS they've been cleaning this place and painting up all week and we haven't been able to park up for two days. I rode 5 miles into work today on the bike and saw loads of other people walking into work. His "Green" strategy is obviously working!

:D All will become apparent next week ;)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=005&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=150128521402&rd=1&rd=1 Worth buying do you think? That screech could be a sign it's about to die I guess.

ooo... i have a pre order, number one featured the Zed and you could style it with branded kits. Don't you dare take that away from us. :hyper:

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Why is moving such a :headvswal Decided its time to commit properly, so me and the lady have decided to buy a property. Huh not as bloody easy as it sounds. The house we are going for was initially sold, but the chain was breaking down, so after about 3 weeks of uming and arring they decided to sell to us. Mortgage was going through, or so we thought, it took the Mortgage company almost 2 weeks to tell us they had declined it because of a CCJ i didnt know i had for £230 in 2002 which didnt show up on Experion either, but they keopt us going by saying if you can prove this or prove that and write a letter and show us the Experion report etc etc. So gone through another …

Why manwell not manual, some joke I dont get I guess........?

Over 3 years I have been a member, I never thought I would get to the dizzy heights of 1000 posts! Move over MAC, and bantum - I am hot on your heels! I need to get out more! :rofl:

Not looking good people...got the first two of my 10 leaving certificate exams tomorrow....got english all day!! Thats 6 and a half hours of writing!! With an hour and ten minutes break!! I feel it may be a bit hard!!

The US arrive at the G8

Listen mate, please stop posting Jokes, Put ya hands in ya deep pockets, and subscribe. then you can post as many Jokes as you want in the appropriate form. :o :D

Any pics from silverstone with my car spotted in it, get them posted up. Could be a prize in it :hyper:

I used to like the peanut but I don't think you get them anymore.

Anyone here ever owned or know someone who has owned a C5 Corvette ? What are they like perfomance/maintainance etc ?

Just bought this from the States for a laugh (expensive one AAAHH) Im quite excited, just thought i would share that lol :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

Anyone used this yet? It's cheaper and you get £10 off when spending £30 or more with Ebuyer. Might set one up later.

Mate of mine brought his new toy down today, got it cheap, £135k, :shock: so decided to have some toys fitted!! Aston Martin V600, 5.5ltr, twin superchargers and 600 bhp standard!!! Bob

Moderators may want to possibly sticky this for future reference. http://www.vpcuk.org/forums/showthread.php?t=19551 Seems there's tyres being imported from Thailand, which are not as good as the one's that are made in Germany or China. This has been covered on a few forums already so thought I'd point it out on here. Hope this isn't a repost. And no... im not in the volvo club, lol, was on another forum.

no not bad language, im talking english, spanish, chinese and so on, ive noticed that most people around the world can speak both their own and another language, and most of them speak another language quite well then you get to english people and most of us can barely speak our native tounge lol i would love to learn a different language, but i know i would get bored and give up if i couldnt do it straight away i would probably learn spanish if i could as its the next most spoken language to english what langauge would you speak