General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears. "That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" sobbed Johnny. :D :D Hugs and kisses Wendy

The Short History of Medicine 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic doesn't work any more. Here, eat this root. Hugs and kisses Wendy

:D :D Enjoy A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now." Hugs and kisses Wendy

Enjoy A guy's eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone. He calls over his waiter and says, "Send that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me." The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman, and says, "Ma'am, this is from the gentleman over there." She says to the waiter, "Please tell him that for me to accept this champagne, he better have a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants." The waiter delivers the message, and the guy says, "Please go back and tell her I have two Mercedes in my garage, three million dollars in the bank, but I haven't even met her...so why the …

1 am Sat Morning!!!!!!

I want to read something funny here! Off on a beer hunting mission and may be some time... :D

Just came across this while browsing, some good bits and bobs........... http://www.zheaven.com/

Me going north on A5 near Hinckley,silver Zed going south,i flashed lights just in time and he acknowledged me,!first time thats happened seeing another while drivin!

Well a while ago (6 weeks prob) I was talking to SRRAE about a race with my girlfriend's brothers car (rx7 series 4 turbo). Well... It finally happened. 3 lanes, Me, rx7 and a WRX (exhaust, BOV, boost gauge so I guess it had work done). WRX got us all for the first 5 meters then I smoked everyone!!! Got wheel spin at the top 1st (after 6,000rpm) it was cool :D Anyway, this has been built up for ages so it was awesome! Especially since my girlfriend was backing the rx7 (traitor!)

Drugs are great aren't they? Shame they WILL all kick the bucket...in the end! :D ;) Ohhhh well! :D

Just looking at the autotrader checking out prices (second car behind the Zed one day ;) ) the NSX prices range from £18,000 (1991) to £65,000 (2002) Sheesh!! Makes you appreciate the Zed a bit more doesn't it :D:D! They can't be that different in performance can they?!

received in my inbox today long, but worth reading A WARMONGER EXPLAINS WAR TO A PEACENIK By Victor Forsythe Dedicated to the Love it or Leave it crowd PeaceNik: Why did you say we are we invading Iraq? WarMonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation of security council resolution 1441. A country cannot be allowed to violate security council resolutions. PN: But I thought many of our allies, including Israel, were in violation of more security council resolutions than Iraq. WM: It's not just about UN resolutions. The main point is that Iraq could have weapons of mass destruction, and the first sign of a smoking gun …

http://rides.300zx.co.uk/rides/3/gta_2003_jgtc_eng_300k.asx this is great GT racing, wish it was like this here.

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The british military have got it right and all wear sand coloured camouflage in the desert, but the Americans are wearing green coloured. I can see you hiding behind that sand dune! WTF is going on there :confused: Pete

Only in America! :D:D Knight Rider

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just t…

Hang in there baby! LMFAO Reminds me of someone on here, no??? ;) :D :D

what a mission i was told :) it took around 2 hours in total for me from start to finish, i managed to keep my fan shroud, the new rad holds about 30% more water, and is 43mm thick, i have taken it for a tester spin and it now runs at just below 80 degrees c and idles now at around 85 degrees c at stand still, as opposed to 85-90 running and 90-95 standing still on my car. :D so im pretty chuffed.

10am this morning I spotted a black Z on the M4 eastbound somewhere around Swindon. It overtook and I followed it for about 10 miles, my speedo was at about 95ish and it was pulling away most of the time. It looked like it was cruising at about 30mph, totally solid Lowered J spec, twin big exhausts, blacked out back lights, alloys, G *** TGH was it you? God I wanted a Z again after seeing that one. It looked awesome, real evil

May seem an odd place to ask this but I'm sure someone on here does security systems but can't remember who. I have a friend who wants to get a cat. She lives alone and also wants the security of the alarm system which she already has. Are there any motion sensors which she can use which can be set to not trip with cat movement but would pick up a human moving around ? Cheers Dave

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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to hi…

he is pretty good but his taste leaves alot to be desired :D:D:D