General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Their spokesman in Qatar is called, and I kid you not 'Jihad Ballout' Thats too fookin funny man ;) http://www.cursor.org/aljazeera.htm You can get it on Hotbird something or other, I really think everyone should have a TV News channel with a spokesman called Jihad Ballout. LMAO.

Police warn all male clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay catious when offered a drink from any woman A new date-rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere."Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.Typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex Men are rendered helpless against this approach.After several "be…

Just found this on drag-evolution.net and this car run the quarter in 9.971:p there is a video but i cant download it for some reason, maybe someone else could download it and stick it on here. Here's a pic for now.

I say next target should be france , for being such sad ass fags. fist tomahawk hit eithel tower. and take no prisoners. We all know theyre still pissed that no one wants to speak french. the whole world wants english.. as for paris a city of dog shit , bury it.. .he heheheh..

Seen this one before but it's a good start

Anyone know how big our reserve is on the Z's? (fuel) I say this I was stuck in the middle of nowhere yesterday and thought I was going to run out of petrol for definate. Way, way off the scale! Drove for 45 minutes before I found a petrol station........AND in the wrong direction but it was a SHELL! Must've done 25 miles! I was getting so stressed....shouting out loud "where the fukc is a petrol station round this place!?" (to myself cos no-one else was in the car!) :mad: :mad: ............but then :D

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all your mums out there hope u all got them some nice pressies Marc:D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2409197086&category=18238 Not being funny, but who in their right mind would pay £5000 for a car, any car, without seeing it first? It might not have an engine!!:D :D

One for you Warren :D :D

Who was it 30 march grey 300zx with nice alloys go towards legoland from bagshot

A pale yellow one near Kingston upon Thames, and a red one in south London. Both had a high level rear wing. The red had some REALLY tasty alloys.

Or has the forum not put its clocks forward :rolleyes: :D ?

i know this has been kicking around the net for a while, but you have to admit its fvcking ace, ive recently started listening to it again and it just well cool youre daughter.. she kick my dog and now im going to **** her...lmfao. if u havent got the foffiest what im on about try http://www.peterskim.com/life/what/kerpal/kerpal_kickdog.wav if that dont work search for kerpal , believe me its worth it

I think it was just after 7pm and you were sat in the outside lane doing 50mph. If we meet again, get out of my f*cking way! :D

After just coming inside yep, 3.20am!!!from the garage where ive been cleaning and polishing the bits and bobs under my bonnet. During this ive used a toothbrush, dusters, a toilet roll and some cotton buds. After seeing the post about someone cleaning their exhausts with a bog brush, i was wondering what other odd household items can/have been used when cleaning zeds???

Guess what this is for? It looks stupid but it worked :D Stuart

Finally:D :D A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. "Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious." "Very good," says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious." The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!" Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?" Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She …

:D :D Enjoy again A couple's taking a walk, and as they walk hand-in-hand, the guy starts to get aroused. He's just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I have to take a pee." He says, "Sure, go behind the hedge." She disappears behind the hedge, and as he waits, he hears the sound of her jeans being rolled down her legs and imagines her exposed twat. He can't contain himself, so he reaches through a gap in the hedge and touches her leg. Then he moves his hand up her thigh until he finds himself gripping something long and thick between her legs. He says, "My God, Mary, did you change your sex?" She says, "No, I changed my mind. I'm ta…

Search on your username - this'll make some good reading :D Like looking at old photos! Mine was : He he, that was fun ;) !

Okay guys and gals, seeing as there's been a lot of discussion regarding these window stickers I have made a decision. I'm not into making a profit out of the forum, so I have decided on the following. 1 x Sticker set (1 x 500mm, 2 x 250mm) = £7 inc P&P I can accept cash, NoChex or PayPal (email: tim@tjgraphics.co.uk), sorry no cheques as my bank charges me too much! For every 10 sets of stickers I sell I shall donate £10 back to the forum, via Craig. The price hike is because the stickers will now be available in the following colours and either reversed (for application from the inside) or normal (for application to the outside). Colour…

Saw a grey Z with a high rear spoiler on the A30 near Camberley today at about 12.30. Anyone on here? Cheers, F.T.:D

Can't think why.... :D http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/crusty.html

Hi Guy's Anybody do dark window tinting, if so, how much am i looking at. Cheers Dave.

:D :D http://www.funforwards.com/flash/september02/saddam.swf Hugs and kisses Wendy

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing s…