General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Anyone know how big our reserve is on the Z's? (fuel) I say this I was stuck in the middle of nowhere yesterday and thought I was going to run out of petrol for definate. Way, way off the scale! Drove for 45 minutes before I found a petrol station........AND in the wrong direction but it was a SHELL! Must've done 25 miles! I was getting so stressed....shouting out loud "where the fukc is a petrol station round this place!?" (to myself cos no-one else was in the car!) :mad: :mad: ............but then :D

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all your mums out there hope u all got them some nice pressies Marc:D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2409197086&category=18238 Not being funny, but who in their right mind would pay £5000 for a car, any car, without seeing it first? It might not have an engine!!:D :D

One for you Warren :D :D

Who was it 30 march grey 300zx with nice alloys go towards legoland from bagshot

A pale yellow one near Kingston upon Thames, and a red one in south London. Both had a high level rear wing. The red had some REALLY tasty alloys.

Or has the forum not put its clocks forward :rolleyes: :D ?

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I think it was just after 7pm and you were sat in the outside lane doing 50mph. If we meet again, get out of my f*cking way! :D

After just coming inside yep, 3.20am!!!from the garage where ive been cleaning and polishing the bits and bobs under my bonnet. During this ive used a toothbrush, dusters, a toilet roll and some cotton buds. After seeing the post about someone cleaning their exhausts with a bog brush, i was wondering what other odd household items can/have been used when cleaning zeds???

Guess what this is for? It looks stupid but it worked :D Stuart

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Search on your username - this'll make some good reading :D Like looking at old photos! Mine was : He he, that was fun ;) !

Okay guys and gals, seeing as there's been a lot of discussion regarding these window stickers I have made a decision. I'm not into making a profit out of the forum, so I have decided on the following. 1 x Sticker set (1 x 500mm, 2 x 250mm) = £7 inc P&P I can accept cash, NoChex or PayPal (email: tim@tjgraphics.co.uk), sorry no cheques as my bank charges me too much! For every 10 sets of stickers I sell I shall donate £10 back to the forum, via Craig. The price hike is because the stickers will now be available in the following colours and either reversed (for application from the inside) or normal (for application to the outside). Colour…

Saw a grey Z with a high rear spoiler on the A30 near Camberley today at about 12.30. Anyone on here? Cheers, F.T.:D

Can't think why.... :D http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/crusty.html

Hi Guy's Anybody do dark window tinting, if so, how much am i looking at. Cheers Dave.

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