Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating

ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow

near her castle.

 

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a

handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

 

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young

prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in

your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my

clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

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That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed

frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and

thought to herself:

 

I don't f**king think so.

LMFAO

 

Hugs and kisses

 

 

Wendy