General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Since the people who have a bit of fun on here now seem to be called MUPPETS (:mad:), hows about renaming the following forums: Help and advice ------> Cloth cap, pipe and slippers forum General Discussion -------> Tweed Jacket wearers forum How long till this gets moved then? :rolleyes:

You've got PM mate!

Once there was a mad scientist who worked by himself in his laboratory. He >was so lonely that one day, he decided to clone himself. >Everything worked perfectly, except that the clone had a very foul mouth. >The >scientist worked with the clone, but alas, he could not make the clone >clean >up his language. >He got so tired of the clone's language that one day he pushed him off the >end of a cliff. A policeman rushed up to him, and yelled "You are under >arrest! >You are under arrest!" >"What for?" the mad scientist asked. "Murder? Or would that be suicide?" >And the policeman's answer was, "Neither. It's for ma…

:) It turns out that my brief frackar with a williams clio will cost me, 3 pts + £60 :D Dont ask me!!!!!!! I aint this lucky normally! The math - the red needle! ;) - whatever. Many thanks to all the rep's & PM's guys harve

>MARRIAGE (PART I) > > > > > > > > A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and, > > > > after the wedding, laid down the following rules: > > > > > > > > "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, > > > > and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner > > > > to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. > > > > I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want > > > > with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. > > > > Those are my r…

Yes im that bored!!

Well as you can all see its finally happened the madness off 300zx.co.uk has set in must remember to take myself outside and shoot myself when i get in before i start asking wether or not to eat green chrisps and what to have for lunch :D ;) :D ;)

Check your PM buddy :)

As we dont have a zed sighting section, ill post it here, move it if you wish; Spotted a Blue K plate zed at the roundabout by the hospital on the A444 at Nuneaton. Who was it then???

You said no one was going to see the music gif you done:(:(:(

http://www.gtr.co.uk/forum/upload/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13635

Hello! Any suggestions for second hand wheels, what have you got in your garage? :D Look here :D:D Cheers Pete

For some reason, I just bought an S13 on the grounds that its cheap........

Anyone used this with their iPaq? Any good?

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http://www.shelloptimax.co.uk/jive3/thread.jspa?forumID=1&threadID=128&tstart=0 For all of you running 1 Bar+ on your imports with your Mines ECU's:D

get the ******* brake pads out of Vitara! I changed pads on too many cars and bikes to mention but i'm stumped! Lucas calipers?:confused:

Hi guys,ive re-registered under my company name for when i get my section in the traders forum(big thankyou to macca for all the hard work he has put in for the 300zx forum traders section) imo u guys running the forum have got ya self a hell of a guy to look after your traders on here. thanks macca,and thanks to craig and everyone involved with running the forum cheers jason (jaylox)

Just seen a preview of tonights the Bill and Gina Gold has a prang in her 300 :( what a waste of a good Zed

As promised, here's my newly imported 300zx. It's a twin turbo, leather, manual. Should be good fun ;):D.....have to wait to get it registered though :(.... I like it as it is, standard apart from the wheels....have ordered some clear indicators, I think I'll leave it at that. What do you think?

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short. > They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a > detour and > do their business behind a headstone or something. One of the girls had > nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use > them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather > expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough > to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so > she proceeded to use that. > They both stumbled off home. The next day one woman's husband phoned the …

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 > > > >> years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the > > > >>same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his > > > >>route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged > > > >>and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a > > > >>gift cheque for 50quid. > > > >>At the second house they presented him fine Cuban > > > >>cigars in an 18-carat gold box. > > > >>The folks at the third house handed him a case of > > > >>30-y…

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