Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.

> They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a

> detour and

> do their business behind a headstone or something. One of the girls had

> nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use

> them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather

> expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough

> to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so

> she proceeded to use that.

> They both stumbled off home. The next day one woman's husband phoned the

> other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know,

> mine

> came home last night without her panties."

> "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between

> her arse that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never

> forget you'."

>

>

LOL!!!! :D