General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Dont know if these have been posted before but for those who havent.....ENJOY :p :p Darwin Awards...2005. Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, the honourable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, a…

Just got another plate of curry as the mrs got in a bad mood as I said down the pub i love my zed more than the mrs. Was this a bad move as I now have a chicken madras to eat as she is in bed. please vote now Am I a PIG. ( hope so) your pole will be between us PM me LOL,

Or whatever the feck it was called!-check this dude! :shock: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=titanicpimp.wmv

Did anyone see it just now???? Never in my wildest dreams did i think i'd ever say it, but peter andre was bloody good. Fooking G4 were normal crap though, and that kathryn bird made my coffee go through my nose while laughing

:nana2: come on you lot whos going to the kent modified car show in rainham in kent tomorrow,put your name down,

I have just passed 2000 posts and didn't even notice :smash: Richard :slap:

I'm sat here watching TV and eating Asda Cheesy Wiggles so I throw one on the floor for my dog, he walks up and sniffs, I do it again, he does the same, I throw one more and again he merely sniffs and almost turns his nose up at it but then the g/f throws him a 100% official cheesy Wotsit which he sniffs and eats straight away! How choosey is that?

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried,…

Well I've not been on all week, for a few reasons, I'm looking after my kids for two weeks of their summer hols (and enjoying it loads :D ), I've also been concentrating on making sure the house is spotless 24/7 as it's now up for sale, and also Karen has been round here making sure I'm doing things right ;) But the best news is................................. I've got my Zed back (again!!!!) Yep I picked Eliza up this afternoon, after having to go back to the garage a week and half ago, due to the autobox failing again!! Apparentley it was the new torque convertor that failed, so they've put a new one in. It's taken twice as long to have the 'Refurb' repaired,…

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1142 :dance:

What is the best way of achieving this great new craze that is hitting the site. I wanna have a go. Do you just write drivvel or put smiley faces everywere. Any recommendations :cry:

Just a silly thought. What classic bike did you have when you were younger. Grifter, Chopper, Budgie etc....... I believe Choppers are worth alot nowerdays. :)

ok you lot whats the biggest fish caught by any of you [must have you all beat on this one :tongue: :dance: :nana2:

can some one with more experiance tell me if my tank seems to running o.k, before my rays go in cheers

see its his bday but havent seen him on here for yonks

Can we have a method of breath testing forum members please, to stop them posting if they've had a skinful? ;) Maybe forum logo'd "breath-mice" could be issued to repeat offenders, the ball could retract when it detects alcohol. Or a sobriety test in addition to a logon, a steady hand test possibly. Any other ideas? Cheers ;) Pete

As above......... :rolleyes:

There has been some talking about GhostRider's death, here is your confirmation. Picture: >> Press Here (In case you didn't notice, his not dead)

Granted, I hate christmas, but today has been excellent. Best in many a year. FINALLY, I now have a Zed sat on the driveway. The drive back was utterly hideous though. Not only was the traffic a total mare, but the situation was made worse by appaling weather. I was brought quickly back down to earth today...or maybe it was just a general lesson about how to drive a Zed. Came out of a roundabout near Heathrow (no, not following IndianZX), dual carriage way, sat beind some old gimmer in a Fiesta, just lightly dabbed the accelerator, back went straight out. As quickly as I had dabbed the pedal, I released it again and corrected the steering. It snapped back into a…

Want to put tomtom on my XDAIIi and wondered what the cheapest sources are, if anyone can help?

agggggggggghh!! fekkin recalls at work are doin my head in. soddin paperwork up to my head!! bleedin hundreds of online claim submissions - fookin things!! :smash: :smash: :smash: what do you hate most about work??? :nono:

....keep it up guys, it's entertaining my rather sad and sober evening. :dance: :nana2: :p

Just for you...... I am dedicating, this, my 1000th post on this forum to you, you have hijacked loads of threads on here tonight cos your alittle bit tipsy aint ya, go have a coffee and when you sober up you may realise you bought the wrong colour Zed, you wanna red one really dont ya ..... :p :p :p night all .... :nana2: :nana2:

:rofl: :p ;)

Sorry all been down the pub on the way home from work so my post's will be badley typed and elegible sorry in advance of the S*** I post tonite. Please do not read any of my posts as they will all be s*** and not funny. Not that any of you read them anyway...........The Fiesta posts are better. LOL.