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Have a good meet people looks like a good one...! Paul I just called them to make sure thay got loads of pea's for you mate :tongue: :tongue: Jay

Doctor's Visit They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into A crowded doctor's room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said There is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Steve I going to have to let you down on this meet.. Which is a shame as it looking like a god dam fine meet..!! :headvswal I forgot I entred my self it to the spring series gorrick MTB racing and the 2nd one this Sunday.. Have a good one mate Jay

PMSL mate mate it just was not you day...!! I hope you got some beer in..! If you want to see Top gear mate pop over to my place I tell you how good my S2 is too at the same time :smash: Jay

See you should of come out biking :tongue: :tongue: In all that mud :rolleyes: Mark did you get Ian's number.? Jay

IT's Friday :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: I be going out MTBing with my GF and 35 women......!!! :bow: :nana2: :nana2: Funny how I said yer I help out..! More than likely go out for a beer or two too. Jay

Looks like a good meet...!! Jay

Just putting up a list of cars that are turning up who have put there names down on pistionheads there be more :bow: :bow: 1. Rob(polarbert) - Clio 182 2. Darren(Gruffy) - Lotus Elise 111s 3. Eddie(Eddie 4.2) - Renault Spider 4. Chris(chrisbr68) - VX220 5. Charlie(vixpy1) - 6. Andrew(The Wiz) - BMW M3? 7. Steve(steve D) - Ultima GTR 8. (outnumbered) - BMW M3 EVO 9. Sam(atgsambo) - Ford Racing Puma 10. Alex(white_van_man) - Ford Focus 11. Daniel(Mr Tuscan) - TVR Tuscan S 12. Lorraine(Mrs Triple S) - Lotus Elise 13. Jon(BigWithey) - Mazda RX8 14. Robert(Bob The Planner) - 15. Daniel(danhay) - 16. Tom(minimax) - Mini 17. Sinclair(touchingcloth) - TVR Cerbera 18. Iain(groomi) - Jag XJR 19. Paul(chim666) - TVR Chimaera 400 20. Jan(shoebag) - Viper GTS 21. Kel(riprse) - 22. Neil(Neil H) - Westfield 23. Nigel(vetteheadracer) - Mitsubishi Evo VII 24. Ramon(R4MON) - TVR CHimaera 500 + Ultima + Honda NSX 25. Harry(Harry Flashman) - TVR S2 26. (Kentish) - 27. Andy(AAAndy) - TVR Chimaera 400 28. David(D4V KC) - Lotus Elise 111s 29. Cosmoschick(Cossie) - TVR Chimaera 400 30. Matthew(Matthew C) - Ford Escort 31. Rob(Tycho) - Triumph Speed Triple 32. Nick(NickFRP) - Ford Racing Puma 33. Debbie(Lotus Blossom) - Lotus Elise 34. Martin(Rawwr) - Suzuki GSX-R600 35. Tim(gumballer) - Fiat Coupe 36. Martin(wadsy) - Subaru Impreza STi 37. Mark(dern) - Westfield 38. Wyatt(Yrv 130 turbo) - Daihatsu yrv130 Turbo 39. Chris(chris_freebie) - BMW 320D Sport 40. Chris(Marshy) - BMW 540i 41. Phil(Robbo SPS) - Honda CBR 600 FX 42. Jason(Sonic Nonsense) - Lotus Elise 111s 43. Alex(AlexRWD) - TVR Tamora 44. Phil(Shnozz) - 45. Andy(Sixspeed) - Vauxhall VX220 Turbo 46. Johnathan (Herbie Hammer) - TVR Chimaera 47. Anna (S2rr Kitty) - Honda S2000 48. Graham (graham@Reading) - Honda S2000 49. Rod (MADRod) - Sierra Cosworth 50. Matt(m4ttyC) - Renault clio 16v 51. Barry (Triple S) - TVR Sagaris 52. Alan (rev-erend) - TVR 450 Seac/TVR T350c 53. David (dvpeace) - TVR Sagaris 54. Chris (profstuff) - TVR S3 55. Phil (billynomates) - TVR Tuscan 56. Jason - TVR Tamora 57. Mike (V8Smith) - TVR V8S 58. Mark (Nuggs) - TVR Chimaera 59. Derek (derekg500) - TVR Griffith 60. Nick (Trinitycall AKA WOC) A very fast Blue Chim. 61. John Lloyd - Ariel Atom 62. Corin (Bomber Denton) - Chimaera 500 63. Phil (Phil. S) - Westfield 64. Kirby (thekirbyfake) - ST170 65. Satty (non-member) - M3 CS 66. AD (non-member) - P1 67. Murat (non-member) - TT 68. Jason (Jay GTI) - 205 GTI MI16 69. Warren (Balmoral Green) - without Big Green, Skoda Fabia vRS 70. Muncher VX220 (depending on how I can see the Ipswich v Norwich game on Sky) 71. Sharon (Number 55) - TVR Sagaris 72. Rich (Non-member) - TVR Griffith 73. Mark (Non-member) - Audi TT 74. Andy (Paddy27)- 91 e34 BMW 535i se 75. Al (Big Al.) - TVR Tuscan 76. (Tinman0) - VX220 Turbo 77. Barry - Westfield 78. (C5Ragtop) - Corvette Convertible 79. (5USA) - Corvette 80. (Tekwiz) - Corvette 81. (Ericthebrave) - Silverado 82. Anthony (GoldenGT3) - Lotus Esprit GT3 83. Ian (imccar) - TVR S3 84. Rich (RichB) - TVR Griffith 85. Andy (AAAndy) - TVR Chimaera 86. Andy (AJLintern) - Porsche 944 S2 87. Ron (Beano500) - TVR Tuscan 88. Jon (BrightYellowTVR) - TVR Chimaera 89. SC (Cerby4.5) - TVR Chimaera 90. Darren (dazren) - BMW M5 (E39) 91. Mark (dern) - Westfield 92. Mark (F355GTS) - Maserati or Ferrari 550 93. Martin (G4HKS) - Porsche 997 94. Howard (hwassall) - TVR T350C 95. Steve (Merritt) - Porsche GT3 96. Ted (PetrolTed) - Cerbera/Alpina 97. Ben (Ratspants) - VX220 98. Richard (rj51tvr) - TVR Chimaera 99. Roy (Roy C) - TVR S2 100. James (veetwin) - Honda CBR1000rr 101. Ben (L100NYY) - Elise S1 102. Nigel (bmwdrivernigel) - BMW 730d 103. Lionel (bmwdrivernigels brother!) - BMW M5 or M6 (BMW UK Demos!!) 104. Paul (pdr479) Subaru WRX PPP with dent 105. Adam (.Adam.) - Westfield 106. Williamp (William) Aston Martin DBS V8 (but dont laugh at the paint job...) 107. Angus - Caterham 7 Supersport 108. Paul (s1oww) - VX220 Turbo 109. Chris (darty) - TVR Tuscan 110. Dan (tertius) - Porsche 993 111. big martin - TVR Chim 112. Phil(BossCerbera) - TVR Boss Cerbera 113. Euan (sfv) - Porsche 968 Clubsport 114. Mark (Mark B) - Lotus Elise S1 115. Tony (Tony D) - Lamborghini Murceilago 116. Garry P - Aston DB9 117. Terminator - Ferrari F430 Spyder 118. Daisy - Ferrari 360 Spyder 119. Glyn (SuPaSpArK)- TVR 3000M 120. Chris (BlueCerbera) - TVR Cerbera 121. John (FortJefferson) - Audi S4 122. Tony (P50BOY) - Clio V6 255 123. Mark (BLUECERBERA) - TVR Cerbera 124. Alan (L1OFF) - TVR Sagaris 125. Andy (andypowell) - 106 Rallye mk1 126. Neil (neilsie) - Triumph Daytona 955 or S2000 127. Matt (Batty FTO) - FTO GPX or Mk2 Golf Gti 128. Rob (Tripps) - TVR Cerbera Red Rose 129. Brendon (brendonj) - BMW M3 130. Mark (BLUETHUNDER) Cerbera 4.2 131. Andrew & Anne (cerealsurfer) - TVR Cerbera 4.5 LW RR 132. Guy (Rower) - S3 133. Paul (non ph'er) - Tamora 134. Mark & Tracey (Mr & mrsmadmark) - TVR Cerbera 4.5LW 135. Greg (TheFrog-just joined) - Sierra Cosworth 4x4 136. Nat (TheFrog's other half) - Sierra Cosworth 2wd 137. David (Fishy Dave) - Renaultsport Clio 172 138. John Lloyd - Ariel Atom 139. Ben Yeats - Ariel Atom (just like buses) 140. Ian Andrews (Funkjunky) – Nissan 300 ZX Fairlady 141. Mike (itsallyellow)- TVR Cerbera 142. Ben (v15) - left hand seat of a TVR 3000M 143. verysideways - 993tt or TVR Chimaera 450 144. Steve(sb-1)Porsche 911 145. Iain (s700res) RenaultSport Clio 172 146. John (m3john) Bmw M3 Evo 147. Richard (rj51tvr) Chimera 500 148. Bernard (B.N.D.) Griff 400 149. Rick and Mrs (Dicky) - Tamora 150. James - Hartge Cooper S, 230BHP 151. Chris + bro (Wildfire) - TVR Griffith 152. Lotustuart. - Lotus Elise 153. Jaked. - Lotus Elise 154. Kev - Lotus Elise 155. Steve (430 Spider) - F430 Spider 156. Colin (Oldun) - TVR Chimaera 157. Paul (Evosticks) - Lancer Evo VI GSR 158. Steve (srebbe64) - TVR Griff 500 159. Tim - S2000 160. Barry - Mazda RX-8 161. Filippo - Mazda RX-8 162. Ken - Mazda RX-8 163. Pete (Pistol Pete) - MG ZS 164. Justin (juzzyp) - Mazda MX5 165. MX-5 Lazza - Mazda MX-5 Supercharged 166. Alec (agent006) - BMW 325 167. Will (V8 HSV)- HSV GTS supercharged 168. Andy (Lord Benny) - Ford Focus 2004 WRC Replica (400bhp, Honest!!!) 169. James (Kent7) - 7 170. Paul (Mose) - Monaro 6.0L VXR 171. Kev (hainser) - Monaro VXR 172. AquilaEaglr - Honda S2000 173. Trackdemon - Honda NSX (or hopefully 430 Spider) 174. Neil (S2Gonzo) - 2006 Civic Ex 175. Bazza (bazza_g) - Boxster S (987) 176. Adam Thompson - Ariel Atom 177. Dave Yapp - Supra TT 178. John (cinqster) - GP Spyder 179. Brian & Emma - Dax Cobra 180. Nick (Fire99) - TVR Chimaera 450 181. Tim (BERGS2) - Porsche 911 C4 182. Derek (K50 DEL) - Subaru Impreza WRX 183. Rob (R794 ALC) - TVR Chimaera 400 184. Mark (Mark Benson) - Honda S2000 185. Ron (Radron) - Porsche 911 C2 Cab 186. Roger (RogerB) - 550 Maranello 187. Phil (Towzer) - Lotus Elise 111r 188. Julian (JPJ) - BMW M5 189. Steve (Fat Audi 80) - Audi S2 Coupe Turbo + 4 other's in S2's 190. Steve (Fat Audi 80)'s mate, Audi S2 Coupe 191. Steve (Fat Audi 80)'s mate, Audi S2 Coupe 192. Steve (Fat Audi 80)'s mate, Audi S2 Coupe 193. Steve (Fat Audi 80)'s mate, Audi S2 Coupe 194. Delwynne (spacefrog) - Lotus Elise 195. Richard (Mutt K) - Porsche 993 196. Ian (minimods) - Alfa Romeo 146 197. John (johnnyboy225) - Maserati Coupe 198. Paul (K9ng) - Saab 9000 Aero 199. Ricky (rs3dr) Sierra Cosworth 3dr 200. benw - VX220 201. Chris (BO55 VXR) - Monaro VXR 6Ltr (PM Arrival?) 202. Eddie 4.2 - Renault Sport Spider 203 BossCerbera - TVR Cerbera 204. Muncher - VX220 205. touchingcloth - TVR Chim 206. Triple S - TVR Sagaris 207. James (signia) Volvo S60 208. AMG Merc - Noble 209. Silvcerb - TVR Cerbera 210. AquilaEagle - Honda S2000 211. cerby4.5 - TVR Chim 212. umballer - TBC Fiat Coupe 213. tertius - Porsche 993 214. dal - Tuscan S 215. JoKen - Tuscan 216. Cerealsurfer - TVR Cerb 4.5 RR 217. Hoover - TVR Griff 218. Ozzer - Lotus S2 Exige. 219. evil chevy - Prowler Kustom (sleepy driver). 220. r & mrsmadmark - TVR Cerbera 221. m3john - M3 BMW 222. itsallyellow - TVR Cerbera 223. verysideways - TVR Chimaera (I'm back!) 224. Plug - TVR Cerbera 225. Sprint355 - 964 226. sleep envy - 993 RS 227. focused - TVR Cerbera 228. Fire99 - TVR Chimaera 450 229. dazren - BMW M5 (E39) 230. Benjamin - (BCA) TVR Cerbera 231. Steve - (stejules) Holden Maloo V8 232. Mark - (loosecannon) TVR Grif 500 233. Mark - (kinky) Honda something 234. Steve - (srebbe64) TVR Grif 500 235. Rik (S2K XL) S2000 GT 236. Big 'H'(599cc) - Smart Fortwo Coupe 237. Tim (Corsette) - Corvette 238. Doug (dougc) - TVR S3c 239. Luke (LEG1) - TVR Chimaera 400 240. Sam (s3am) - GT3 mk2 241. Matt (Maff) - Mercedes CL65 AMG Jay

Bump this is on this weekend people, plus 'AWOL' meet are joining up too.. :) :dance: Cannot belive I am going to miss this meet :cry: :cry: :headvswal :rant: Get some good pics every one. Jay

Just a link to a vid of the last year Feb meet Enjoy the 1st ten sec's is blank http://www.pistonheads.tv/video.asp?id=293&nr=1 Jay

SHUT it Steve....!!! :rant: :rant: I get you...!! I have a good time as well in Barcelona and be at the football too..! So not that bad. If there is any one else is think of going..! I got one thing to say GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE........!!!! You well see some cars that you never get, too get up close too and talk to the owner of the car.. Plus guess if I am trying to push this meet and I am not going it must be good one....! Steve get some good pics mate.. Mark W you cannot miss this it a 15min drive away.! Plus all those who are meeting up before have a good drive to the meet. (I know you well) Jay

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Steve that was lucky well done to all three of you..! Jay

Bump This is looking too be a very good turn out if you are a petrol head you will like this meet.! Jay

I can meet at Clacket Lane

Yep I be there too...! Any one for some peas too... Jay

Good to see everyone one tonight..!! A bit like old times :D Steve hope you like the pub dash :hyper: Sideshowbob nice MR mate See you all at Thurrock meet Steve Audi bloke who was he..? I think there was a rapid Audi there ;) Jay

I can see that little fan cooling down a 300 on the RR :eek: :eek: Not..!

Audi coupe S2 mate hows the mr going.?

Craig NO...!! you not allowed along well not with my old car :tongue: God my ISA better do well this year.. :smash: Steve be good to see you there Ryan, sideshowbob, Mark W looking foward the the dash to the pub..! :duffer: Jay

Bloody hell Suzy your early this year..!! :p This is a cool day out even with the rain...!! :rolleyes: To anyone who wants to take there car out for the 1st time this is the place to do it.. 20mins on the track is not too hard on the car.. How may zeds did you have last year.? Jay

I think I can make this be good to see everyone too... Jay

Hope the hangovers are not to bad..! :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: Jay

Thank's Mark I be back in a zed in about a years time.. Really starting to miss the car now the looks I got the sound I can go on :) This is a good meet there be some cars there you never get up close too.. Who ever goes have a good time. Jay

Pistonheads are doing a meet on 5th February now this is a good one last year there was so many cars there..! Its kicking off at 10am if you a petrol head you like this.. Heres a link with were the meet is. http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?t=229518&f=65&h=0 Plus I am off to bloody spain that weekend :headvswal :headvswal Jay