Everything posted by Lamp Shader
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new paint scheme
as long as it doesn't end up like those red bull beetles lol
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bodykit catalogue
absolutely spot on bud :bow: give yourself a pat on the back, cheers vini
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URGENT tyre advice needed pls
punctures is a 5 min job if you got the right machines ( that includes a rebalance )
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bodykit catalogue
a couple of months ago there was a link to a site (jap i think) that had lods of bodykits on it. does anybody have the link, i search the forum but the search is a bit expansive cheers
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difference between men and woman
your doing something wrong then buddy lol
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Spare Germany Place!!
you have just cursed every single one of them now si lol
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difference between men and woman
why is cum white and pee yellow? so a woman can tell if shes coming or going
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Cheeky Fookers!!!!! :rant:
cheers nick
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Easy way to lighten your Z
i found a really easy way to lose weight in the Z Link
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Cheeky Fookers!!!!! :rant:
does anybody know what the last track was ( when they were drifting around the track ) plz
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V8 Conversion
any chance of posting some pics up on here john, as im not registerd with the other site. cheers
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Good moring
thanks hon, im still here 4:21 am and still going. don't you just love insomnia lol
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Good moring
3am and there is only me and lets drift still at it, have you guys no stamina lol
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English Language
i also have a large growth that needs a specially trained nurse to relieve. can i get that on the nhs as well lol
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Good moring
i lurk behind the sofa and occasionally pop my head up
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English Language
well my hip hurts, am i in lol
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English Language
by the mother inlaws house, they have only just stopped doing that. there is a reason there is mental hospital outside the village lol
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new 19" wheels are on......
i really like those bud, keep em on there
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English Language
a few publications we should be reading
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Bantambunny
sounded more like a moan to me lol :rofl:
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One inch punch!
nearly half past 3 and were still up talking *****x on here. my god we are sad lol
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English Language
The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all) That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up this observation, It ends.
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Charles riding Camilla!
they really look exactly the same lol
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Autotrader + need help
you also wanna check the traders sections if you cant get it off a member, as the traders we have on here are top
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Bantambunny
bantembunny and let's drift i think you guys should get a (chat) room lol