Lamp Shader

sooo sooo tacky

there is a mute button on your tv for a reason lol

try not to park with the handbrake on as it can stretch the cable is the only one i can think of, but im sure somebody will give you a list bud

A man walked into the bar at a hotel that was hosting a convention of personal hygiene product salesmen. He sat down at a table with some of his fellow salesmen. Immediately one of the other salesmen says to him: "Hey Bill! We were just talking about you. Your territory sucks! Nobody was ever able to make a living in it before you. But now, you son-of-a-gun, you win the all-expense-paid trip to Vegas three years in a row, selling almost twice as much as anyone else in the whole Southwest region! How in the hell do you do it?" Bill replied, "Its easy! I take a big engraved silver bowl and fill it up with fresh dogcrap. Next I garnish it carefully with parsley sprigs, celery stalks, scallions, olives and thin-sliced red bell pepper rings. I take this to the airport and set it on a table on an elegantly embroidered white tablecloth. I serve samples on cocktail wafers to all who pass by. As soon as someone takes a bite they usually say 'Jesus Christ!! This stuff tastes like CRAP!!' I reply 'Yes sir! That's what it is! Would you care to buy a toothbrush?"

happy birthday bud, saga are doing some lovely trips away if your intrested

why dont i just hand back my license and sign my bank account over. that thing isn't a deterrent at all it's a cash cow

never mind house is on at 9 on five

cant install it anyway it doesnt like my adaptec 1420sa SATA 2 RAID controller

anything else apart from practical poultry you want to admit to reading now we are here lol

i did have 2 foot dreadlocks and used to sleep with tights over my head to keep them in check. i have gone out with the tights still on my head, but thankfully i only got to the end of the drive lol

i dont know if anybody is interested in vista but beta 2 has been released and you can get it from here http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/getready/preview.mspx

David Hasselhoff the antichrist

my coffee cup holder keeps on closing :rolleyes:

don't think they have been sent out, so just pm your REO bud and you should be sorted

compared to me that is no achievement lol

doesn't he dislike mag features ?

a bmw bubble car from heartbeat lol

Unfortunately many people in here have contracted a a severe case of Hasslehoff Syndrome. I fear this could be more wide spread through out the forum than anyone thought before. To gage the problem i have commissioned this poll to see how badly we are all affected. Any self confessed suffers fear not as we are currently setting up a treatment and incarceration program for you. The Hasslehoff Syndrome Research Team

what is this thing with hasslehoff, it's like i subscribed to his fan club in here lol

dont know if this will help you http://www.twinturbo.net/ttnettech/illrp/illrp.html

thankfully i have never had to pay insurance as it's always been free and im on trade

95% of clothes in my room are female, i really gotta be careful in the mornings lol

i have a lovely pair to spank the mrs with when she is over my knee

37%

i wouldnt care what it is. it has to be better than now!