Lamp Shader

toe nail clippers tongs toad talcumpowder torque wrench :confused:

yeah we got an old lady by use who has just lost a puppy. but her last dog couldnt run away it was blind and deaf poor thing

looks top buddy, but what is hanging out the windows in the bottom left pic?

hello and welcome p.s really do watch out for bantembunny lol

here you go

you wanna see a ****ing arm, watch "the man whos arms exploded" on five at 9pm. saw the advert and it was just wrong

you try being welsh and sit in a pub. get a txt on your mobile which goes baaaaaaa. then see how many old jokes you get lol

i love that one

cant be arsed, ive got the whole of the case to do now :hyper: shouldnt be that excited lol

very nice mate, but you wouldnt wanna look in my boot lol

im so sexualy fustrated i decided to completly take the keyboard apart and clean every single key and dismantly the fingerprint reader and clean all off that as well. well the whole hog with toothbrush, toothpick and cotton buds. gotta get laid lol :hyper:

whats 180 miles to lets drift if she wants to hurt you :mac1: im ok ill show her my puppy eyes lol

didnt notice :slap: must look closer

i have one on the back of my astra lol

well i have seen 1400bhp corsa, comkpletly kitted out with HKS, Greddy and even NISMO parts, (he had the stickers so he must have the parts lol)

as my primary school teacher once said "you're cruising for a brusing"

any pics of the little guy?

i can hear everybody running for there nuclear bunkers as i type this lol. just have a bevvy and chill

we had a meet ?

thats a horrible pic, if the door was locked she could easily get through the key hole. prefer slightly more meet on a woman personaly

Read the paragraph below ....and try to understand the meaning. Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member. scroll down to understand:.......(in simple English what does this translate to??) . . . . SCROLL DOWN.............................. SCROLL DOWN.............................. Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumbling after!!! Tring to give you a little laugh He He He

ba humbug

dont know what just a general thought at the moment

mabey underdrive pulleys or a lighter fly wheel?

be nice to have you there nick