DirtySanchez

yep, that's the one!

thanks for that. It was an enthralling read! :D

:wack: it's pretty good

saw the Z parked up across the road from E.T.S in Bransgore today! Must say it looks lovely in the flesh.

I think you'll find the correct spelling in this case is 'their'. D!ckhead.

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you Mr Bunny, need to go and sit in a darkened room and think about what you've just said! :slap:

On this weeks show:- Spin, doctor! Racing car company Prodrive is normally associated with Subaru World Rally cars, but the firm has put all of its talents on show in a two-seat sports car, called the P2. Jeremy puts the pint-sized pretender through its paces on the track, but the big man is left feeling sick as a parrot as he takes one turn too many... And here is the news... As you'd expect, Jeremy, Richard and James have plenty to say about this week's hottest topics. Suffering from severe nicotine withdrawal symptoms, Jeremy lays into everyone and everything, while the team look at the latest new models from Ford and Audi. Oh, and the biggest independent car satisfaction survey is back - but the boys need your help. When James met Jackie Top Gear decided to make Captain Slow into Captain Quick with the aid of Formula One legend Sir Jackie Stewart. And the three-time world champ has just one day to give James the tips he needs to lop 20 seconds off his pace around Oulton Park in a TVR Tuscan. Pottering about Sir Michael Gambon, aka Dumbledore, is this week's Star in a Reasonably Priced Car (sadly, it's not a flying Ford Anglia). Will the actor enchant the crowds with a, er, magic performance? Tune in on Sunday to find out. Odds-on favourite For years, the BBC used an old Citroen CX to film all its horse racing coverage. To find out if the new C6 is as soft riding, Jeremy took it to a race meeting and strapped a camera to the roof. Let's hope the punters aren't put out by this French thoroughbred. Style counsel The Citroen C6, Porsche's 911 Turbo, Aston's V8 and the new Peugeot 207 all make an appearance on the Cool Wall this week. All French superminis are cool, says Jeremy, but will the new Pug make the grade? For more pictures from this week's show, check out our preview gallery. Sadly, Top Gear TV is making way for the World Cup over the next few weeks, but it'll be back on your screens in July, so don't touch that dial See?! the bloody football is taking president over Topgear! OUTRAGIOUS! :( :shock:

slight hijack here, has anyone seen "The real footbal factories" on Bravo? Interesting stuff IMO, even though I'm not into the game.

don't be silly! there is SOME blood in my alcohol stream! :wack:

I wasn't drunk yesterday, unless of course you count the residual alcohol from the night before?!

"I am not a number, I AM A FREE MAN!!"

some good suggestions there fella's, hadn't even thought of a 200!

veeeeeeeeeery nice! *fights the rising jealousy*

Anti-Footy club members so far:- 1. Southwestzmech 2. lets drift 3. DirtySanchez :D

I think this is what Jason was talking about. WARNING! dont even THINK about using this link if your on dial-up, it WILL take days!

Ok, as it says in my sig, my Z got written off a couple of months ago. I've just come into some money and I'm loking at getting a new Z. Thing is, I want to get another car to use a daily driver and I'm thinking of getting something small and jap that's also fairly quick and cheap(ish). So far I've come up with Toyota Starlet Gt turbo and the Daihatsu Charade Gtti. Can anyone think of any other cars similar to these? Thanks in advance TheDirtyOne

As your car is red, I would suggest getting an uprated item as red ones are much more powerful than any other colour. :D

Cornwallis (possible sp) was the son of Mr and Mrs Hankey and South park Thats him with his other son Simon, who's a bit slow as he was born with a nut in his head....

lmao, sound like Cornwallis is about to be born!

I agree, there MUST be more to this than meets the eye.

nope, only had it since the beginning of september last year, I was totally gutted whe it happened! but like you say I was fortunate that I was able to get out with no injuries and only a slight bump on the head!

Yeah, I was going round a right hand bend about 35-40 and it was just kinda stood there. I swerved to avoid it and hit a tree. Reckon I'd have been better off hitting the bloody pony tbh. I hit the tree at about 35 ish but it seems the Zed's body is made of play-dough cuz it ended up about the length of a 206!....the interior was perfect though, a testament to crumple zones me thinks!

hmm, dunno about making it to JAE, as I don't currently have a car! lol. Having to save for a new one as a ploughed all my money into the Z which a new forest pony kindly helped to write off.

ooohh very nice! That kit looks superb! :bow: You gonna keep the same colour or change it?