bantambunny

I actually auditioned about 2 years ago, had a right laugh doing it too :D Met this gay couple in the line who were a hoot to chat to but unfortunately when they took the eight of us in the queue loud gay guys and a slapper who's smoked 40 a day with her boobs hanging out and saying she's a bit loose always stand out so i didn't get picked BUT the gay guy with a beard from the couple got all the way to being a reserve contestant, top bloke as well, he was on the warmup show and far FAR funnier than Marko, bald headed coont :rant:

Damn i have to go out in a min and wash and polish my car in the cold, oh well. Are we parking inside? :D

ROFL :rofl:

i always watch the first show, think oh for god's sake what a bunch of morons, never going to be as good as last year, can't be arsed to watch it. Then after 3 weeks i seem to get addicted to the stupid programme :(

Its The Shorey's old motor and i love the colour! Admittedly the wheels aren't my thing to be honest or the wing mirrors so they'll be going straight away (i have a set of 18" polished speedline split rims to go on with black centres slightly different to what's on) and some clear lenses i know these aren't the rims but with silver and black wheels work better with the colour. In the flesh trust me its fantastic. With the sun bouncing off it it was gorgeous in the sun yesterday, ask chunk he loves it :D As for my bro he's a lazy b*stard student so by all means put him through some slave labour for all i care :D lol

I remembered him mentioning it when we met up in wolverhampton :D

I've got to basically sell my soul, my cats, my brother possibly and pretty much the contents of my bedroom to afford it but i will get it, oh yes. Pretty much fell in love with it today (mainly due to the colour) after the test drive, i changed my mind after my 2nd cup of tea with chunk should have got away sooner before i changed my mind.... :rofl: Just got to finish restoring my wheels (which might have to take a hold till i can afford to put the rubber on them) then i'll have a damn spanking sexy new purple mobile :D Just for those wondering what's happened about the dreaded peru bumpers i'm going to ask around and see if any existing traders of zed parts would be interested in importing the bumpers for us. I'll keep you posted but lets for the time being keep it quiet as not to agrivate the forum further :rofl: :nelson: :x: :x: :x:

lol, not likely matey, after finding out how much mine'll be worth i have to pay rich in installments lmao. Won't be seeing that car for at least another month plus i have to sell mine first, pain in the arse :( But what i'll get at the end is superb :D

Can we change that to http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3659088752264297531&q=mantav8 so we stop using my bandwidth up :D lol

I think we'd better leave this one somehow matey. it was causing a bit of prob with the club as a whole. I've cleared the air with T-Pot privately on msn and we're fine again now but maybe leave it till thetwinz register as traders? Plus with my new motor on the way......i won't spoil it :D

Brilliant matey, enjoyed our chat and tea today :D And more than glad you're on the mend finally!

So Markz32 sent me the rad over from his auto... only one problem i think its off the TT rather than the na so all the pipes are in the wrong place and its tiny compared the na one. NA TT So does this mean there's a different radiator for the na and tt and auto and manual??? Any idea whether i can still use it?

lol, its from man stroke woman :D Quality show :)

Yeah i know what you mean :D I'd be interested to see a car running on one though. Imagine the torque curve!

PMSL :rofl: It had to be done :D

wow, that's amazing! finally a valid replacement for the internal combustion engine

The one i just posted is his head on her body :D but i don't think the others are matey :rofl:

damn didn't realise someone had popped that one up :D sorry! lol

Wow! :D

I'm going to hell after this one.... A man is walking along a beach, when he walks past a young woman lying on a blanket, crying. The girl's face and figure are quite attractive, but she has no arms or legs. The man walks over and asks, "Excuse me, miss, why are you crying? Can I help you with something?" The girl looks up at him and says, "I'm twenty-five years old, and I've never been kissed! Would you please kiss me, like a man kisses a woman?" The man leans over her, and they kiss for several minutes, which she seems to appreciate. She thanks him, and he gets up and starts walking away. But then he hears her behind him, crying even louder than before. Being a nice guy, he goes back and asks, "What's wrong now? You've been kissed. Aren't you happy?" "Yes, I'm happy that you kissed me," she says, "but I'm twenty-five years old, and no one's ever played with my breasts or my pussy." So, once again, he obliges, and helps her out of her bathing suit, and lies down beside her. He plays with her for a while, which both of them enjoy. Then he helps her back into her bathing suit, and heads off again. Only to be brought back by her sobs, which are now louder than ever. "What now?" he asks. "I've kissed you, I've played with you, I've told you how beautiful you are. Aren't you happy?" "Yes," she says, "I'm happy for all that, but I'm twenty-five years old, and I've never been f*cked." So he leans over, lifts her in his arms, walks down to the water's edge, throws her out as far as he can into the waves, and yells "YOU'RE F*CKED NOW!"

Tell you what i think we have competition for Miss Zed 2007 if they breed... And i'm an ugly bugger so if they can get married even i stand a chance :D lol

lol, i used to think that until i banged my head quite hard in an accident then supprisingly it put me off drifting on public roads :D

I think that's EVERY thread i think you'll find matey :rofl:

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude :rofl:

Sorry matey wasn't commenting on you :D