bantambunny

Do you fancy a bit of my jumbo battered sausage hon? There's more than enough ;)

Stellaz married Craig David about 6 months ago and had a son called Harvey who was arrested last week for robbing a Tesco Express for a packet of fags :rofl:

Deffo, pop it back down where i picked up the last one from love ;) lol :duffer:

You don't want to see it take it from me :D lol

lol, i don't know matey but it certainly isn't a haiku :rofl:

pmsl :rofl:

I've been doing that the past 12 months love lol :rofl: See cheering up the forum is what we do best: Too much serious talk of banning so we organise a gang bang, spam fritter and shampers night :rofl:

where's the national events organiser, he should be getting in the action i would have thought :D lol Hmm indoor watersports anyone? ;) lol

For king and country :rofl: lol

pmsl :rofl:

lol, from that description nothing's changed matey lol :D Welcome back :D

Hmm a challenge methinks.... lol

champagne on its way, shampers and spam eee by ek it'll be like 'eaven on urth :D lol

get one then supercharge it ;) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6411555075748659968&q=cherokee just wait till you hear it from the back...

on the way now darling ;) :dance:

The beauty of this forum is there's so many people who've had the same problem before and you're bound to find the answer somewhere :) Well done on sorting it out yourself and well done guys for coming up with the right answer :)

Like the duracell bunny schweedheart ;) lol

pmsl :rofl:

Yeah hopefully counting the days till i get some then bye bye belly lol :rofl: A year with only 2 shags? She'll be worn out when i've finished with her and 2 stone lighter lol :rofl:

With a name like Connie Huq it sounds like rhyming slang for something... :rofl:

...and "porkpie" supposedly? :D lol Nah he could just drive round the area ticking off roads till he sees your white zed ;) lol

...and with that africaan drawl yum :D :)

That's similar to what i want done, mine won't go so far down the arms but will go across the shoulderblades and across the other shoulder :) Did i mention i have a phoebia of needles? ;) lol

He still has to crack the three letter/digit code at the end of her postcode matey, you might have the edge ;) :rofl:

Trinny i would, i know she has no boobs but pretty face i think :D Oh yeah and... Nicky Hambleton Jones, she must be past forty but looks awesome in a bikini :)