JaysZed

ok i know i ask stupid questions but................................................ i think if my count up is correct i have about 70 posts in the last 7 hours omg i really am a post whore

zombies are the best

:slap: :slap: :slap: sorry about the thread jacking there slapping my self now

and i suppose you think im made of money do you lol (chops of right arm and both legs to pay for the eb110)

i dont agree with racing on roads of any type 1/ its dangerous 2/you never know what after the next corner 3/ on motorways theres always some fool ready to pull out infront of you but having said that i did have to destroy a scooby 2 days ago i was on a 4 lane motorway and no other traffic

that is one seriously cute puppy but my personal favourite dogs have to be belgian sheppards

i think you have hit the nail on the head there how many times have you heard of or seen ethnic communities complaining about this country or walking around jabbering in there own language (which i think is ignorant) and yet they still insist on wanting to live over here

if it does go bad i get 4 years then life on the national register banned from working with kids and hunted down for the rest of my life so if it does happen that way im leaving england forever

yeah it is what i have been acused of is 2 counts of indecent assualt and 2 of gross indecency to a minor and there is no way on this feckin planet i would do that to a child

all i have to say to you on that my dear little washer woman is stop feckin moanin you love the zed just as much as i do

sorry to hear you crashed the zed buddy unfortunately i dont have any spare parts

thank you but it does not look good although my barristers seem pretty confident

friday i know what your going through unfortunately my case has not been thrown out of court i have to appear in crown court on the 14th of this month and some bullchit claims made by my ex wife and her daughter if it goes wrong im looking at 4 years prison minimum

yeah it just has to be done occasionaly have been trying to play gtr on the pc and cant handle the cars so its taking a visit to the skip along with the steering wheel and pedals (there a week old) not that im a sore looser

good answer andy thats one of the rules i live my life by

no idea whats wrong with it but mine takes even longer than that to put out warm air and never gets to full heat

neil are you thread jacking again

yeah sounds good do you offer intensive therapy for blistered fingers (from typing you dirty bastewards)

ok have now found my booster cushion so i can see over the wheel corners are non existent (i prefer to play in the sand) and i still cant complete a lap on the black stuff

hey its taken me 3 months to get to 500 and im proud of it lol

oh that had to be a woman or her pi55ed off husband

:rofl: :rofl: no 50,000 in 1 afternoon :rofl: :rofl:

not all mobiles are registered so if there is a data base how complete would it be i have 4 mobiles in my house and only 1 is registered

if i carry on at this rate i will have 2000 in my first year

never seen a post by me ffs im thinking of becoming a post man