Everything posted by turbopsychosis
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Sick As Foooooook
Mine are total shit and need cleaning, mine is a 95 too so i am gonna strip em when and if it ever stops raining clean em and chrome em, once thats done hid,s in as well, fook it go the whole hog i say !!!!!
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Down and out.
Buddy get a copy of gran tourismo 4 buy a zed and do it up to your hearts content then go race around the circuits all in the "almost" comfort of your own home !!!
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Chrome door handles ?
Not keen on those really
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Sick As Foooooook
ok here are the bulbs i bought and just how crap the lights on a zed are even wiv 100watters in !!!!!!!
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Sick As Foooooook
i changed mine and if you can call zed lights Lights then yes they were an improvement!!
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THE BIG MEET Wiltshire sunday 8th jan
never even saw the post mate ?????
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Which events in 2006 will you attend?
Yeah me rich but misses permitting soooooo as many as i can but deffo castle coombe,shakespeare (fookin long marston why did they change the name,) santa pod as many as poss, regional as many as poss, maybe not trax unless we get a slightly bigger 3" square of turf this year (and this is no offence to zed organisers but i dont want to be anywhere near that twat from last year mr "look at my crap beemer") Jae but again maybe the saturday caus almost everyone was gonna bugger off as i arrived at 10am on sunday !! Wheres Rockingham ????? and deffo zed only, but again nice big place yeah ??? Obviously to fit the 500 subscribed members in :rofl: :rofl:
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Spot the difference
Thats what i thought , the display looks odd on the bottom one ???
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Who else is getting fed up with people ruining for sale threads??
I understand what you are going on about now thank god !! i just read the thread in question !
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justified barryboys post
WHAT THE FOOK :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: :hurl: Its a real shame there is a reserve as i,d pay the fooker to go buy a camcorder, pay him 10 bucks for the.......... whatever it is, caus thats about all its worth then tell im to torch the abortion and send me the tape !!!! He can keep the camcorder the film would be enough !!! :slap:
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Things to say to a Traffic Officer.
Is this a true story ???? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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celeb big brother
HERE HERE !!!
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celeb big brother
Fook off its much worse, i,d rather watch both whilst having my nuts smashed wiv a lump hammer than watch washed up dinlo,s........well being washed up dinlo,s in a giant studio !!!!!!
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celeb big brother
biggest Load Of Cat Poo On The Telly !!!!!!
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This forum
Whats up wiv it speed ???????
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What do you name your car
Mines "The Bitch" caus she bites and kicks and forever wants my attention,but i just keep going back for more punishment !!!!!! :bow: :mac1: :rofl: :hyper: :rant: :headvswal :eek: :D
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NZR Can anyone help with a 1gb Microdrive flash card
If you need a magicgate 1gb one mac give me a shout.
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Hello from Mrs. ZX Mad
My misses hates me zed ................................only caus its my "bit on the side" as she calls her my reply "good job its not a fookin REAL bit on the side" to which she scowled at me and fookin walked off??? Sanchez you comin to the glos meet ????
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listen to this
YEP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Karl's mad Zed.
All i can say is did we keep the bucket Karl after i washed me zed or did we give it back to the mrpoo owners club ????
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Im Impressed
Would it be those french guys that do "urban acrobatics" saw it a while ago on the tv i was well impressed wiv them, one guy did an impossible leap in london on ship??? That always impressed me and i wondered if they would ever be picked up for a movie
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First time buyers' mortgage......
Si do a search on the web about what the government intend to do for the first time buyers the cant get a mortgage. Secondly like people have said find an independant adviser and just talk caus thats free if nothing else you might gain a bit of knowledge Thirdly the 25% 75% where you own 75% of the house and when you sell up the backers gain from the 25% and its increase some freinds of mine untill recently had a 50-50 mortgage with a company (dont know the name sorry) again put it up on the web 50-50 mortgage Fourthly i dont want to sound rude mate but do you have a disability?? if so housing asscociation houses, now you pay rent initially but you will have the option to buy after a few years (mother in law after split up got one and she is on her own) and she will buy at a reduced rate !! The reason i ask about disability is the points target the more points the faster you can get a house and also how close to work you will be and so on...... I have a tracker set up by my financial adviser just like you mate i was shit at this sort of thing so i took her my pensions,insurance policies life policies basically everything i had and she spent a month doing it for me!! Her payment was me fitting a door (i am not a chippy) and installing 2 radiators onto her existing c/h system (i am a plumber.........just) and she made £150 on a policy which was in fact the best we could get. I hope this might help a bit. One other thing to remember if you know anyone and i mean anyone 10 years ago a friend of mine wanted to get back to tewksbury from scotland, he was broke and couldnt afford much he had met a girl who came with a little boy so he wanted something reasonable i found out just by spreading the word round my mates that a house was up for repossesion there was only 1 clause he had to announce that he was buying from the building society in the local paper at cost (what was owed) At the time it was £56,000 3 bed semi big garden, he got it caus no objections were made and sold it 3 years ago for £188,000 I told him he owes me drink :p So try to look out for this sort of thing and also housing asscociation i know its a bit crap to pay rent and have fook all for it but when you get to buy at a reduced rate it works out better I,ll shut up now !!!
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rear speaker size..
Cheers buddy but i,m still in the dark so they are under the old speakers ???? I know there is a 4 into 3 setup behind the dash and the mention of something on the passenger side in the dash switch up or something i was hoping i could just bypass amps but it looks like complete new wires to the rear :rant: :rant: I have fitted a lot of stereo stuff in all my other cars its just the thought of tearin it all apart to wire it !!!
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Bruce or Li
HERE HERE !!!
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Things not to say to a traffic cop
How about "so officer when are you gonna take that 12" black dildo out of your arse!!" Or "Oh dear your wife shaggin around again and your avin to spank your monkey yourself !! " Funnily enough they both got me points a fine and a thorough search of me motor but i fookin hate authority abusers !!