viniboy

He must have thought you were indianZX mark . :rofl:

How you doin'? nice to have you onboard.

Lucky he only mentioned the rabbit? Phew here i go again all hot under the collar. Cold shower time. :bow:

Right see you there......... PMSL. :hyper:

might be buying a load of trouble there? the rear spoiler looks horrible . IMO.

No it aint corny mick I dont think I would like to visit that place let alone buy a car from there. They look like Gypo's or the Dingles.

Hello Vince me ol' It would be worse if you nearly cut your hand off at the elbow mate? :tongue: :rofl:

Just added a jokes site link. nothing really adult just a bit of fun. MIKE. It would be a good idea if one could see when a new link has been posted if poss? just forget its there sometimes. Vince

PMSL. Ho! hang on indian. Lets tell the world when and where we are going to break the law? The police could come along and watch. :headvswal :rofl: BTW Mac owns both so he cant loose bud.

I think you might have that moved later Rich. Sorry mate thats gross

In a word...............NO. I wish it was. make mine worth 8K then? :rofl: BTW. IMO.

OHHHH! you clever git. thats the way to do it.

I wish I could link to another thread like you do. Coz the last one was just as good. Wernt it Steve. Thread called "forced to race" i think?

I might have known you would show yer face now sex is being disgussed you perve. Hows you doing Steve. LOL

Fookin load of women. Hardcore is what we are mate.

Dont you dare appologize. it was good enuff. I am sure Stella would agree.

Made my mouth water that did. BRB..... :xxx: :rofl:

I am pleased to announce that It wasnt me. I hate it and would never miss a good whoreing session to watch the tele let alone that 5hit anyway. :duffer:

Went out today for a spin. With all this talk lately about racing and fast ZEDs and Mac videoing the FZR1000 against the Beast I was in the mood for a burn up. I challenged a few cars that looked fairly sporty but none bit the bullet. Eventually though I found myself sitting at a set of lights revving up against a well kitted Ford Fiesta. It sounded nice as well. As the lights changed though there was a woman pushing a pram crossing the road so he got off before I could move. He was laughing he’s socks off at me as I pulled up next to him at the next set. This time I was prepared to show him who was the boss. It seemed to take ages then all of a sudden they changed. I had the edge on him for about 20 feet but he just blasted past me? I am so disappointed that I have decided to sell up and get rid of this Mini Moto now. It just ain’t fast enough. :xxx:

Looks like we got some nasty weather headed our way tonight. Best get some lager in and a fresh bottle of vodka. any bloody excuse. :duffer:

The GPS system used by sat navs triangulates your position and updates every 0.5 secs? it then calculates how long it took from one point to the next and gives you the speed. as for going up and down hills? I should imagine that it wouldnt make a lot of difference on a slight gradiant?

What about the Blonde who took an IQ test....The results were negative. Why do Blondes get lost in thought?.......... because it's unfamiliar territory

The only problem then is. They go onto disabillity allowance and we pay even more to keep the ****s in bling'd up wheel chairs :headvswal The national service idea would be my favourite.

My ol lady swears by it. and it does do the exhausts up nicely too as Steela said. As for pennies and coppers WGAS. and as far as him being a liar.....aint they all?

When you floor the gas pedal and the ECU kicks in there is a split second when it decides what you require from the car? This is the moment I was refering to. "Right I got a big geezer who wants me to go real fast?. So i better give him full boost" and then all hell breaks loose. Lets be fair! 70 MPH is nothing, just ticking over really? :D Get the picture? :headvswal