Everything posted by mick1
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5th gear reminder?????
I don't want to be reminded :o I have not watched for ages, caught the first 5 mins last night :slap: What a bag of :xxx: My Staffy could present better than that lot AND he is better looking than that bird who forgets to put her tits on every week :hurl:
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Veilside/Ganador OR Standard Door Mirrors
M3 Chrome? :D
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At last stop and search in London!
Crack on I say Also I feel exploding Giro's are another option :D
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School.. 1977 v 2007
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Brilliant AND Remember when we were kids, we played out until it got too dark to see, went to bed tired out from the days activities, climbing trees, building a den, game of football, cricket, rounders, running until you were out of breath, laughing til' your sides ached. When being cought with a weapon meant a catapult, snake belts, baseball boots, wearing an anorak when it rained, walking to school no matter what the weather was like, a foot of snow was a dream come true, a day off school coz the boiler was broke (YIPEEEE!). Summers were HOT!, Winters were COLD!, Summer holidays, ice cream was one of the main food groups and came from a van that played a tune. Those games that went on for weeks with every kid in the neighbourhood and then some, there was always a dog, everyone knew it's name but nobody owned it. The Beano, Dandy, Beezer, penny sweets that cost a penny an old penny, Bazooka joe bubble gum and Blackjacks, fruit salads and flyin saucers, mystery flavour spangles, sharing a bottle of tizer with four or five mates. Policemen carried wooden truncheons and wore proper helmets, older siblings were the cruelest tormentors AND the fiercest defenders, everyones Dad had a job and Mum was always home when you got in from school, you knew everyone in your road/street and so did your parents. If someone got shot or stabbed it would be the headline story on news at ten read by Reginald Bosanquet. Top tv, it's friday it's five to five and it's CRACKERJACK!!!, Patrick Troughton was Dr Who, Blue Peter with John Noaks (GET DOWN SHEP!), Catweasle, the tomorrow people, the double deckers, banana splits (tra la la.....la la la la). Building a go kart with some old pram wheels (available for free on every railway embankment in the country), clackers (A set of which dangled from every telephone line). Birds eye beef burgers for tea, Heinz beans (a million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say.......), Vesta chow mein, Mothers pride, a fry up was health food. Not sleeping a wink on Christmas eve, not having a clue what you were getting for Christmas, genuinely feeling the peace on earth and good will to all men and of course snow. You know what, we were well off and we didn't know it
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Buying a car from Ebay
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I suppose people have different experiences Like I said I have bought 3 and sold over 10 in the last 2 years and experienced none of these problems at all
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Buying a car from Ebay
I have bought and sold a few on ebay over the years Never had a problem I have never given or taken a deposit Cach on collection every time :D
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Jamie Oliver..
Read it again :headvswal :headvswal The bit where I said that the annoying arseholes are geting rich telling people what any sane Fooker knows anyway ;)
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Jamie Oliver..
Don't Drink Don't Smoke Don't eat rich Food Wont live any longer it will just FEEL like it ;) Jamie Oliver + Hugh farty witter B0llox = cnuts Getting rich on what any sane Fooker knows anyway :mac1:
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99 Spec - Here's one in Japan
:shock: :shock: :shock: Hey Si why were you in MY town?? You have not turned into a Heroin Mule to Finance a NSX Have you? :rofl:
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Danger, men at work!
BOOOOOOOO Spoil sport :p I believe that the Pic you saw had the Bollard Photo Shopped OUT :D
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Keegan's back at Newcastle!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Not sure on this one has a habit of spitting the Dummy I will always remember him for the "I would love it interview" after he had thrown away a 12 point lead
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Danger, men at work!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh I wish I had walked past the fookin Pond Life :rofl: :rofl:
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Burnout Wars
:p http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MfcSRDSGxGo
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Removing a wheel clamp
Oh Ok I stand corrected :eek: Well Done Sir :duffer:
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Removing a wheel clamp
Yes there is Because All the Scumbag Clampers are not regulated and Plod will not Defend them, Also Scumbag Clampers cannot get your Address using your Vehicle Number DVLA CAN, and they will and they will prosecute.
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Removing a wheel clamp
NO, No, No This is not like the robbing *******s that hide behind hedges clamping people the thugs can bully. If you take one of these off No one is interested. But DVLA Have a lot more Power
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Do We Need Traffic Lights ? Newsnight Tonight
OOOH YES forgot about that More Lights Please Mr Brown :rofl: :rofl:
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Nice Looking NSX... (F.A.O FunkySi)
Yep I like that a lot :cool: :cool: Don't think Si is going to Agree though ;)
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Do We Need Traffic Lights ? Newsnight Tonight
Works Here :rofl: Seriously though it depends on the Location. Where I live the town Square has 5 roads all coming together and the queues can be horrendous but if the lights go out on a Saturday there is NO traffic at all
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For those who live in and around Lincolnshire
180MPH :shock: :shock: I would Ban em for life, Crush there Ride, fine Them every penny they own and make them clear litter in the grass verges every Saturday for 20 years
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Its a thankless job
I don't treat anyone with contempt :) But they get paid well for the job so why the tip I don't get one at christmas and I work Bloody hard (well when I am not on here) :p FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK EM Oh and Foooook the Postie as well noisy bast@rd only brings bills anyway :duffer:
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Its a thankless job
Its no busier for them, They still only empty one fookin bin and won't take it if the lid is raise by 1cm with a bag stuck out. Fook em I say :duffer:
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scrubs question
Absolutely Brilliant Program Everyone in our house loves it Dr Cox Is awsome :cool: And Elliot is :xxx:
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I am legend.
:duffer: :duffer:
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black eye :-(
Black eyes are Brilliant for Sympathy off the Lasses ;) Bird Is this your theme tune Click for Birds Anthem