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Dont fall into the perfume trap, it just says you were to busy to look for something nice. Find a shop called La Senza, really nice underwear, it will benefit both of you in the long run:D . Do not choose black, choose something with a bit of class, and buy all the matching items, including the stockings. The girls who work in these shops are a great help, so dont be afraid to ask. They get lots of men in the same boat. Hope this helps Hugs and kisses Wendy P.S. Dont give here these if you are going to be around others, you dont want everyone to know what your geting for you supper:D :D . Get her something that can be opened infront of anyone who maybe there, and give her these later in private. You could get an upgrade for her P.C. or extra memory.

He has had intercoolers and a digital camera so far (Many thanks to Warren) and he has one more surprise, but that is for Christmas Day, but there are a couple of people on here who know what it is, and thank you to them for helping to keep it a surprise. Wishing all of you here a very Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year. Hugs and kisses Wendy P.S. He might also get this baby then with any luck.

I did not know that they made soup in that flavour:D Hugs and kisses Wendy

Well I got to say, when I first drove my Z, it was not the rip-your-face-off performance I had expected...but 400+hp should make things more entertaining...:) And a 75 shot of nos... :D Maybe next year...... Robert.

A bit like this then??? http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/mercedes%20vs%20bugsbunny.mpeg

Are we talking Auto or Manual here??? LMAO!! :D Sorry....couldn't resist... Robert.

OK...A double tripple exhaust jobbie from the same manufacturers that make mine!! LMAO!!! http://www.zees.co.jp/fullorder.html almost at bottom.. http://www.zees.co.jp/ for mainpage.. SIX EXHAUSTS!! LMAO!! Nutters!!

Hey Stuart!! Overclockers has got some really cool smilies... http://www.overclockersforum.com/misc.php?action=showsmilies We need these...... Robert.

DUDE!! Your link don't work...

Hi Jeff!! It always looks worse before it looks better!! Are you doing the prepping?? Quite skilled work that.... ;) Robert.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Type-R ???? WTF?? Scrabble machine?? FOR ME?? MMM...an error somewhere.. Gimme a STICK-SHIFT TWIN-TURBO anyday... Robert.

OK...maybe I should have said Pleb can't drive RWD yank tank. Starts to drift it, then shuts throttle far too quickly (woosie) ;) and ends up denting lovely bodywork on innocent bystanders.. http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/Corvette.mpg LMAO!! Glad you enjoyed them James!! The electric shock one makes me pi$$ myself even now...:D :D Kind regards Robert.

Gio just read your post and the link made me cry, I hope everything goes well when you go out there and you don't get too scratched. I read they need volunteers, next year after baby is old enough I will be offering my services to them. In the mean time I will just make a donation to help with the work. Good luck to both of you and work hard:D :D . P.S. Too late I already have 2 house bricks at the ready for him:eek: :eek: :D :D . Hugs and kisses Wendy

Ok some more funny stuff for you lot...Just uploaded this lot to Bagpuss. Many thanks to Jezz, without you etc..etc.. :) :D Bloke on rollerblades says OUCH!! http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/Rollerblade%20Nutcrush.wmv Sledgehammer in nuts.....crazy idiot... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/Sledgehammer%20in%20nuts.wmv Having a bad day?? So is this bloke... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/badday.mpeg Shocking..... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/electricshock.mpe Merc vs Hare...a bit gory... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/mercedes%20vs%20bugsbunny.mpeg Monkey taking a leak... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/monkey%20taking%20a%20drink.mpg How to park an MGF with style... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/parking.mpeg Shovel..Listen to the ding LMAO!! http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/shovelhead.mpeg Car battery.. http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/Car%20battery%20on%20head.wmv Chevvy Corvette. Crap Yank car don't handle at all... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/Corvette.mpg Del Boy and Trigger. Absolute classic.... http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/Comedy/Fools%20n%20Horses.mpg Enjoy people!! Robert.

Hi ya Gio, yes I do enjoy a good laugh, most of the jokes I get from a friend in Canada, and she is as barmy as I am. I have had a bad cold for the last couple of days, so decided to make everyone laugh. I only have to wait until !st January and believe me I am counting down the days. And Mac those venetian's will get you everytime:D :D HUGS AND KISSES Wendy

There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman: The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on the curtains. She hits the fockin' roof everytime." And my final joke for the night. Hugs and kisses Wendy

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." Hugs and kisses Wendy:D :D :D

To those of you who have children in your lives, whether they are your own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here are some words of reassurance. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God was exasperated by them: After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!!!!!" "No Way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why?" "....Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and was He ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it!" Adam said. "Did not!" "Did too!" "DID NOT!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young!! 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY! Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home. AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN" Hugs and kisses Wendy

Yes some men do LOVE their cars a little toooooooo much. A very good friend of mine works in a clinic, and yes they get men coming in for treatment for getting things stuck in places they have no business in being. Abrasions, burns and even sometimes with parts of their bodies still stuck inside a part of the car. Exhausts have been metioned a few times. Explain that one to the wife or girlfriend if you can:D :D . So becareful where you put yourself. Hugs and kisses Wendy

And Em he only had 1 previous owner, how lucky is that, so the milage was well below average.:D :D . Put some miles on the clock since, and on to our second baby too. So you might consider an uprated model. Turbo's are ok too.:D :D Hugs and kisses Wendy

No Em what you do is feel someone younger than you then age is irrelivent:D . And playing everyday keeps you young, you only get old when you stop playing. Not many on here have even reached puberty yet, the bodies got there, but the brain is slow in catching up. Thats because of the speeds they travel at. I am 41 he is 26, got my new model at 19 and it is still going strong:D :D . Hugs and kisses Wendy

AWESOME! :D

Russ T that could be the worst question possible to ask this lot on here. Look at the other threads and look at the death threats and violence there.http://217.158.136.46/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14325 They are a decent bunch on here, but that is the only question you should not ask if you want to prevent world war 3. Welcome to the Mad House Hugs and kisses Wendy

Here is my all-time favourite pic of all time. http://217.158.136.46/rides/dunk300zxtt/557.jpg It is a SWB too...Filler cap in front of rear wheel... Enjoy. Robert.

So......Where is this pub then?? Any directions?? Maybe a meet there someday??? ;) LMFAO!! Robert. :D