curleykev

i sold a car once and she wrote it off the following day, that caused a few problems. these days i do 2 copys of a reciept signed by both of us stating exact time and date of the transaction, that way if they go off and straight thru a speed camera you have proof it wasnt you

talking of insurance, i got a quote the other day for £560 third party only and £430 for third party fire n theft, work that one out?

8 of us went into a bar/resturant, had 24 large beers, 3 had starters, 8 meals so big nobody could finish them, great service............ came to £60 for everything

ive survived the trip, loved it there. hard work sightseeing all day then on the lash for 3 nites in a row tho. id recommend the salt mines, spectacular place!

ive just finished preparing tmorrows curry and am in the process of getting pist AGAIN

is rat arsed, pile o stell n bot of vodak

we went to a medievel (cant spell that) nite in prague. most sureal experiance ever, first all these belly dancers came on, then these dwarfs started dancing next to me, i almost wet meself laughing

yeah im gonna do the concentration camps while im there, sposed to be a very moving experiance. we do a europe trip every year, last yr it was bratislava which wasnt to good, the 2 yrs before that, prague. awesome place, yr before that milan/italy where there are no pubs anywhere.... never again

im off there next week for a 3 nite jolly boys outing. anyone been and know of any good places to go?

i have the odd night off it, usually new yrs eve

not many of those about any more, i found one for 10k a few weeks ago. had a go in one bout 20 years ago

k being sesible, i'll offer my plastering serives http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSkXneWaUs

just checked my pockets ,ive got a scaggy fiver couple of screwdriver bits and half a pack of extra strong mints, can i get a key for that lot?

how much can u do me a combine harvester for?

hmmm they look very familiar

went for a nice drive myself 1st thing this morning, took off on my own on a little 40 mile round trip down the twisty coast road, loved it!

i asked her if she fancied an indian meal. she said no thanks........ so i went on my own....... came back 2 hrs later to a not very happy wife

mines manual, alough ebay keep putting it as an auto.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-300zx-twin-turbo-import-/230745124248?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35b97b2d98

my lwb has been on ebay for 3 weeks now. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230740961573 and the only offer ive had is someone wanting to swap a "cherished" number plate for her

haha john lewis i meant, john dixons the tuning bloke

haha john lewis i meant, john dixons the tuning bloke

i was looking at 3d tvs before xmas in john dixons, all the expensive ones came with massive glasses that fell off my face and i wasnt that impressed. the best one i saw was a lg for about £500, awesome picture and was ducking outta the way when things came out of the tv. do like samsung stuff tho

i was looking at 3d tvs before xmas in john dixons, all the expensive ones came with massive glasses that fell off my face and i wasnt that impressed. the best one i saw was a lg for about £500, awesome picture and was ducking outta the way when things came out of the tv. do like samsung stuff tho

cant say i fancy hanging round a carpark in the dark, espicially in this weather

haha i love that! wheres my disc cutter?