Everything posted by hollandrob81
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chris moyles comic relief show
Saddam, gaddafi and Hitler never did anything to me personally either, they were / are still dicks
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My mate got his diesel BMW rolling roaded today
every ***** got one lol :-)
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chris moyles comic relief show
well said!
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text message
Guys and girls, i cannot stress enough about the importance of common sense as far as the dreaded scammers are concerned!!!!!! i get these kind of things in many formats pretty much every day of my life, mostly email, some of which i positively encourage :-) i love playing with these guys. ive been in touch with the daughter of a murdered gold trader who wants to give me £500,000 and come live with me :-) lately, weve been exchanging emails for weeks lol, surely they must know im taking he pi** by now!! sometimes when its been quiet at work ill reply to a text like that and within minutes the phone will ring with some fool trying to scare me into buying Armageddon insurance or purging my computer from a deadly computer virus that will one day inevitably pass to me and my family. ive had them on the phone for hours before now before telling them im only 13 so to young to be speaking to a stranger (I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT) but thankyou for your time. or that to be honest i was just lonely and needed to talk to someone, its been so long since ive been touched by another human etc etc. or even better sounding like ive just ejacuolated every few minutes :-) but what makes me genuinely worry about the situation is that some folk must fall for it, otherwise why would they bother. youve really got to use your head with these things, theres loads of info out there on how not to get scammed. but really its easy, never ever ever give out your password or pin number for whatever in emails, if your unsure get in touch with the supposed company to check. and if it seems too good to be true it most surely is! nigerian lottery indeed! theres a bloke with too much time on his hands, but what a star, who has published a book of his correspondence with these scammers. makes for amusing reading lol cant remember the title now though :-(
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What Next!!!!!
"And when you are really bored you can play with the watch crown and rev the watch and make some blow off valve noises & turbo noise with your mouth :-)" love it
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text message
ive had these loads of times lol, blatent cold call, unless............... they mean a future accident!!!!! which is why i phoned one of them back, and spoke to a lovely young geordie fella who i nearly made cry lol. i started getting really paniky on the phone, "what accident am i going to have?!?!?" ..... "ive just had a baby boy, if im going to have an accident i need to know about it!!!" ...... "how do you know im going to have an accident?? do you have any details so i can avoid it?????" ........ "are you following me and going to attack me at some point??????" i love playing with these dickheads on the phone :-)
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chris moyles comic relief show
i really can not see why that dick is popular! he is loud and obnoxious in the most vile way!!!
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BIG JIM pics
cam belt mainly lol
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BIG JIM pics
mines the one hiding behind the rust lol, i was kidding, jeff can take as much time as he needs :-)
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GPS software
the right man to speak to then lol, im going to install the same to the zed down the line, but gonna do his car first, then replicate the best setup in the zed when i can afford it
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GPS software
hey guys, we have put a carputer in my friends gt4 a few months back, and we just got hold of a GPS receiver, can anyone recommend a good bit of GPS software for use with the touch screen?
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BIG JIM pics
how bout mine, how bout mine????? im waiting for a phone call to say 'its not worth doing anything to this one mate' lol
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Fog light air ducts?
carmad pal :-)
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grey ish? m54 satuday about 0930
was it you? i was headed toward zedworld and you flew past on the other side?
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mould in car
silica gel seems to work for me, i allways keep the little packs that come in packages in work, just chuck them about the car :-)
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Vodkashots Summer banging tunes post
guess your gona be resident dj at all these summer bbqs then pal :-)
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Mikey bean on tv
l bloke from my work said he keeps mounting goats lol
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FAO stuartclarke
ahh crap, i forgot to get back to you telling you what address it went too. sorry mon! leat you got it :-) have fun :-)
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Unusual pets
:ban:? lol
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Unusual pets
i was just going to say 'that dragon seems to have cultivated summat illegal lol'
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Unusual pets
i nearly bought one the otherday, but i reckon they might get boring after a while lol
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Rising sun
good lads :-)
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How funny is this problem page article
love it :-)
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feeling dizzy now !!
love it though, ive not blasted it in ages :-) some mondeo tried dropping gear as i moved out to overtake lol, my grin nearly ripped my mouth off lol
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feeling dizzy now !!
i hoofed mine to work this morning (mostly inspired by the new dumpvalves lol) and was actually shaking when i got out :-)