stellaZ

happy bday bud, hpe you have a dirty one away lol

happy bday bud

oop, penny just dropped PMSL

eh you been drinking or am i missing something lol :D

you's can all come for a drive in my car, i will show you where the dogging site is lol

they were no bother to me, and the family in question are very dangerous people :x:

is it your car that is slow or is it your timing equipment lol honestly i dont know what th etime is what gear were you in what was the conditions of the road how long had yuo been driving your car all of these and more have a factor in the cars performance

yeah it was dirty sanches but what happens is a lot of police officers who know the whereabouts of a thug they wont look on the system they will just visit his last known address on the off chance he may be there, which aint a bad thing what i need is a top cop to have a meeting and announce that this individual aint living at his previouse address may be asking too much though lol

yeah thats the excuse the gave me apperantely the intelligence sytem wipes its memeory clean after so many months of no activity i think their brains are the ones without activity

there are a few but they tend not to let you know who they are lol

its the fact that they thought i was lying about the where abouts of this guy that pissed me off

looking forward too seeing the end result if there will ever be an end to modifying lol

thats right bud its in the quick link section

nice one, any idea of what sort of bhp you will be making i know its early days but a ballpark figure will do

this aint pointed towards any kind of police job in the force but just the northumbrian police in particular as some may know ive bought my first house last year (sep 26th) now the family that lived here before me are quite well known t the police (i used to live next door to them and they were ok neighbours) when i moved in i went to gill bridge police station and explained that i had just bought the house, cause it was always getting contacted-looking for the previous owners grandson since i told them ive had them knocking on my door three times since, looking for the grandson, each time i tell them that he dont live here anymore and i dont know where he lives now (which i honestly dont know) ive just had them knocking on my door again asking where he is, so i told them that i wasnt getting angry with them but im getting sick of being interrupted by the police force when ive already told them that he dont live here anymore (three times they have been told) so they smirked and said again do you know where he lives, i said "no" and they both looked at each other and smirked and one of them said "yeah ok" very sarcastically so im off to the cop shop tomorrow to tell them that if i get anymore police at my door asking for the this lad that im going to lodge a fromal complaint i aint got nothing against police in general but this is pissing me right off :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: rant over Allan

yup mrs stellaZ is coming, or as she likes to be called mrs LCL lol

fookin ell, good going bud

is this a list of things that you have or a list of things you want if you hae it well done and good look bud

WOW THAT IS WEIRD :D

now that would be good, at least you may get to find out who's life you must destroy in order of retribution :D

blast them hellfires lol back to thread anyone got one of them alarms where you can speak to and hear the criminals inside your car i just wondered what that would achieve, i mean you could always try and talk them out of it but for some reason i dont think it would work yup see ya tomorrow Phil :D

and did you scramble all personell to their helicopters to investigate :D

i like the azev range, they make the sizes you are after but i dont know the webssite for examples, look at macs rides and gregs rides, they both have azevs

nice one, so if im drunk as a coont, i can ring up and say "hi im well ratted and cant remeber where i parked my car, could you tell me where it is please" :D

there is one thing that you have to consider, they say that all bad things come in three's well bud thats the third, things have got to start too look up now bud my story, is from B&Q i picked up a bottle of thinners by the top (i know i shouldnt have picked it up by the top), and as lifted it the top came off and the bottle hit the floor and went everywhere. two mins of standing gaurd and warning people of the danger of a slippy floor, some liitle punk that worked there passed and i collared him (cause he was just gonna walk straight past) i explained what had happened and he said to me "what do you think i should do" so i said "FFS go and get a mop" so off he went, and by this time the thinners had soaked straight through my jeans and shoes, he comes beack five mins later and says "there you go bud just hand the mop back to the bloke behind the counter when you are finished" i just walked away fuming, and that is a true story