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:thumbup1:..LOL clever man

ive got one that never lets me down,starts my car when the keys are rattled and no issues with distance from the car either

can blame him mate as you know us men would mount a cricket..got to blame the 2 cent slags he's dippin,its the young tarts that need brain therapy or snipping for allowing them selves to get inceminated by a worthless piece of shite like him..but then again its not them that pays for the fookers in the prams is it:rant::rant:

ive always believed not to put oil or grease on wheel studs:confused:..never have on mine in over 30 years driving

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sorry...just trying to add describtion to inscribtion:tt2::winkiss:

what field do you hope to go into Dave??

epic pics there Jane....hope we dont get the shite here just yet as ive got about 6 weeks worth of roofs to get done in 3 weeks:no: 7am this morning my hands were that cold i could'nt get my zipper down to have a piss on site..almost got swamped:blush:

yea but the sat-nav suckers dont stick to there heads too well:devil2:

:rofl::rofl: well buy them aswell...it will save the chains chaffing the horses legs:rofl:

buy a £500 shogun just for the snow then sell it in march for the same money you bought...simples:winkiss:

ironicly above statement made by a waiter on minimum wage and more than likely got to travel to work on the number 72 bus while only dreaming of a pair of young titts never mind getting under the covers with miss world:rolleyes:...it never went wrong for George as he lived and done more than most do all there life...Good on you George you enjoyed every second of it:duffer::duffer::duffer:

great cars if you can put up with the body roll on tight corners...the smaller 840 is a far better car mate...ive been a big fan of these mile munchers for a long time too:thumbup1:

thank christ it lived....ive only just gone back to work and come off prozac over the dying baby bird in the box thread...

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real men dont wash there 4x4's Baz...they just go deeper and let the water do it:tt2::gunsmilie:

have a good day Nick and happy birthday mate:duffer::duffer::duffer:

scrap mate:thumbdown:

call me daft but why did'nt you just buy a zed one:confused:

:lol: so true

£1005 and the suckers gone:thumbup:

whats the least amount of money you would take to put your lips around that and start sucking...ide suck for a grand:yes: but no less...

and all j-spec from S2 onwards Graham:wink:

cant say ive ever seen it Chris...could of been billy muggins come to think of it:cool3:

roll with it..roll with it:tt2: