Yampiedog

When mine worked it would not operate below 40mph.

Does mine say 2007? :)

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I would ask one of the traders, I'm sure they could offer you something similar or better for reasonable rates plus advice!

Cheers Greg, so essentially it's JWT chip?

I'm the taller one!

I believe they are roller bearing ones, still trying to get full spec. What I need to know is what chip did you fit when you installed my boost controller?

Get yourself down the auctions and get a Grand Cherokee 4.0 Petrol with gas conversion, pick a good one up for £1500?

Were there any signs about? There are strict laws for clampers to abide by. Check the area out again and take photo's if there are a lack of signs and then go to the CAB. They will point you in the right direction.

Two bites at the cherry, bit unfair even for a police officer?

Will it fry my new turbo's?

Thanks, never heard of it! LOL

Ryan Just updating my records on my car and was wondering what chip did you put in my car when you fitted the boost controller? It was the white TT fitted with the Blitz Colour. Thanks

I agree, if he was found guilty in a court of law then he should be punished, however a jury decided that he was not on the facts presented to them. We must also remember that we are not in possession of the full facts, we are only getting what the press are telling us. Furthermore, how many cases are sent back to court and retried, not many, what a waste of taxpayers money.

Exactly my point, no one says lock up the Porsche driver for doing 150mph.

Then there will be people reporting their car stolen, asking the police if it's been found and getting the response - yes, we saw it but it was speeding so we let it go.

Well lets just hope the police don't start driving to rule and refuse to exceed the speed limits when responding to emergencies!

Nope, but what about this previous thread. http://cars.msn.co.uk/carnews/news15027jan06/Default.asp How can they find his actions dangerous in light of that, mind you they will now probably through the book at him because he is a police officer. How on earth is he now going to be able to get a fair trial. I reckon it will be difficult to find a jury that hasn't heard something about this high profile case.

Maybe a FOR SALE post should go through a moderator first?

I saw that they now make them on the IBM website. Any idea what the voltage and current specs are?

Any more laptop whizzes can help?

Priceless!

I remember the Adventure Game, watched that a lot.

Film is difficult to use on rear lights due to the lip around the centre part of the lights.

I shall be doing domething similar to this, except I will have a head unit underneath.