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LOL, I`ve just had a good one :) Went to Morrisons to fill up with fuel a few weeks ago, I was staring at the nicest wide arch 911 carrera 4 turbo!!! the Asian lad filling the porche up was having a sly look at the vert, his reg plate was something like `vrooom` he nodded with appreciation and zoomed off and it sounded friggin awesome!!........... any ways a few days later I was jet washing the vert on my drive and I heard this voice calling hi mate do you sell carpets????? I must have looked confused and asked why, he had seen some old carpet in my carport and thought i was a carpet sales man,lol, as he was walking towards me he saw the vert tucked behind my van and nearly fell to his feet,LOL!!!!!! (His words) OH MY GOD, what the hell is that??/ were you in morriosons the other day, that car is bloody beautiful mate??lol.....anyway we got chatting and I showed him under my bonnet, at that instant he wanted to buy it on the spot(honest) he wished his Porche looked like mine and loved the wheels and everything about it( I`m thinking is he fookin mad?)!!!!.....anyway sorry for the long winded story but , he really did appreciate the zed, I showed his my TT aswell and he just couldnt belive what our cars were worth????(fook all)lol.......we had a good old chat about cars,women ect and fook me 2 hours later a rumbling outside my house and the porker turned up all 700bhp of it!!!!!!it was a special addition carrera turbo with a wide arch kit on it( absolutley beautiful) and I dont normally like Porches!!!! it cost him £78,000 2 years ago and I will be taking it out when he has his leaking split rim sorted out(loosing tyre pressure badly) he lives just round the corner from me and were off on a track day in the summer, he so wants the vert for the weekend and I can swap it for a weekend lend of the Porche!!!!!! Fookin cant wait!!!!! Really nice fella, who will probably buy a vert zed very soon and join this club, amazing Daz

I cried at that film ,lol :laugh:

Some old ones, but they dont seem to make good films anymore :( Terminator 1 & 2 se7en ..(brad pitt and Morgan freeman) one of my all time favs!!! Aliens ET :) Reservoir dogs Green mile Gladiator More recent Source code, another bloody good film

LOL, Yeh I saw them on the gadget show too, love the gadget show top program!!!! nice idea mate ta :)

I`m gonna find my picture then look when it was taken, I think you should do the same :sweatdrop:

just looked through a load of pics, I`ve not got many of my TT for some reason, But the picture Baz posted is in exacly the same position as mine, Infact I think Baz copied my position, coz hes like that :)

hi Gaz, thats how I found the site, i was looking at 300verts, some lovely rare cars ,I would love to have a peek ;)

Yeh, I think your right, I`m sure ive seen it somewhere b4 :batman:

Jesus!!!! that would rip yer arms off !!!!

Yeh me too, would love a go in the old rs turbo too !!!!

Got mine just below the clock on the centre console ,looks well ;)

Just come across this place selling all sorts of retro cars in Ireland, mmmm which one would you have? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-RS-TURBO-SERIES-1-1-OWNER-NEW-/280784504653?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41600f874d

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Gaylord Focker to you :) :laugh:

Yeh, just looked on e-bay and dpm is correct, its a fire hydrant, mine looks better than this one listed, maybe worth listing it :D http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GUEST-CHRIMES-DEFENDER-UNDERGROUND-FIRE-HYDRANT-/250878179363?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3a69813823 And this one http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fire-Hydrant-Valve-AVK-/230716896454?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item35b7cc74c6

CheerZ Fella, as Baz says its probably only worth scrap value as its quite heavy, Oh well, thought i was gonna have an early chrimbo bonus :( :thumbup:

Yeh, I`ve looked on their website but cant find anything :( somone on here will know what it is :)

:lol: or just go to the body shop :death:

Its says this Bazza ;)

Just wandering if anyone knows what this is? It has been kicking around my lock up for ages and gettin in the way, seems too good to throw away so its going on e-bay if i know whats its called, is it worth anything? CheerZ Daz

Yeh, no worries Rob, I will dig some pics out and post em up buddy ;)

No!!! you didnt say `not right`, you said `ahhhh so tight` :tt2:

lol, omg what a cock, it sounds like Mikey bean when he puts on his false yank accent, could be him I rekon :)

Yeh, I nearly choked on your hairy/ vainy bo!!ox :)

Bo!!ocks is what was in my throat last time i was in your country and jumped from the Nevis!! :drool: